Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

Great T-rumposaurus meanus! Adolph and Don share a genus With teensy wiener Was Hitler meaner Or Trump with his weeny p-e-n-i-s?...

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The Cornelius's were bathing in the sun The husband said, I am cornier than you, Hun She said, try to butter me up, my dear And whisper "I love you" into my ear But if you pop up on the beach again- we're done ...

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Lost in a fog chasing a clue This riddle’s got me feeling askew My brain took a stroll then slipped Now my logic’s completely flipped Still nowhere near a clue...

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I love when we sit in the hot bright sun, add some butter or we will get well done. Sky and water of ice blue, better than the dull store view. Oh! look I am popping so I will run....

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I met my perfect partner in the gym, He gently catered to my wildest whim. My every mood He understood - Turned out I wed transgender Pam, not Tim. But by the time the fluid truth sank in, He/She/They, Me were bonded skin to skin. Pam, I love you, #Hashtag Me Too - Happily Ever After lies...

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Corny and Cheesy chilled by the sea, Cracking crispy jokes beaming with glee. Too hot in the sun, Their kernels soon done - Burst with a bang on a popping spree....

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There was a young lady from Barbados, Who felt that the summer sea was a loss, She spoke against beaches, She called them time leeches, Until one day her home was filled with dross. July 6, 2025. ...

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Yay, the summer’s arrived, so they say but in England, it’s here for one day; we roast in the sun, go rare to well-done; spend the rest of the year in dismay....

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I know her well, and she knows me too well, the way we two talk, the whole town can tell, ten years wed, fire she spits, drives me crazy, out of wits, how wedding cakes can change heaven to hell!...

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Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught wearing less than the rules said she aught She was asked by the cop why she'd cast off her top Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"...

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On a cruise, she danced wild on the deck, Slipped and flashed all the way to Quebec. The captain just stared, Then shyly declared, “Ma’am, this is not how we check for a wreck!” ...

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There was an old man from Fargo, With a wife whose name was Margo. They were quite the pair Neither had much hair They traveled the world with no cargo! ...

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You’re trying to hang tough But your ball is in the rough Don’t throw a fit Just think then hit Forget all that pro stuff ...

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I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth Bragging, he downed sweet stuff Till gummy gums got rough Sugar binge left him without a tooth!...

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My family joined a summer outing So excited for swimming and rafting Mom got our swim vests with suits Dad just brought his parachutes And kept eyes on us, flying and shouting. ...

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