Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

Oh Liberty, guardian of freedom She dare not shed tears bandages not only cover her eyes Stone goddess, she has no ears ...

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There once was a woman named Dorothy Dorothy liked to pee in her porridge Said it added flavor Thats just what I gave her Wonder what she puts on her ice cream ...

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there was a bookie named Jennings who had to pay the mob his winnings one day it was said he kept them instead and was later found floating in the Hudson ...

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there was a cat named mr pretty who was the leader of his c i t y with fur soft as silk a mind sharp and s l i c k he was far too pretty to get gritty...

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A mouse, quite the agile small chap, Played hide-and-seek, right in cat's lap. The cat, with a yawn, Said, "This game's gone on, I'm napping, you rodent, perhaps?" ©bfa032225 ...

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The lightning, with flash and a boom, Said, "I'm king of the stormy dark room!" But the sun, with a sigh, Said, "You're just a quick fry, While I'm shining, you're doomed to consume!" ©bfa032225 ...

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there was a cat named ginger in s o c k s, who’d tap with a paw on the door....

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A K9, with nose to the ground, Found a bone, where no bone should be found. "This mission's a bust!" He thought, filled with disgust, "My treat's in that bone, profound!" ©bfa032225 ...

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The thunder, with rumble and roar, Said, "I'm loudest, forevermore!" But the sun, with a beam, Said, "Your noise is quite slim, When my rays make the storm clouds outpour!" ©bfa032225 Limerick (Thunder) ...

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Young newlyweds on a love boat He mounted her like a wild goat The up and down motion Of the stormy ocean Meant super sex – it got their vote!...

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I am a young pup named Spot today I will be resting on my cot I would say to you cats today get plenty of rest you’ll need it ...

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Our fantasy sometimes will paint A lover that's some kind of saint. But isn't that dull? For life is more full Where only perfection, there ain't....

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we had a cat named Fluffy who always acted arrogant and stuffy one day it was said she was found dead those tooth marks aren’t mine dear Sophy ...

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The rain, feeling quite proud of its pour, Said, "I'm best at a tropical tour!" But the sun, with a grin, Said, "When I break on in, Your puddles are gone, evermore!" ©bfa032225 ...

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The stars, all a-twinkle and bright, Said, "We're best at the dark, starry night!" But the sun, with a smirk, Said, "When day breaks to work, You're just tiny pinpricks of light!" ©bfa032225 ...

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