Sports Limerick Poems
These Sports Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Sports. These are the best examples of Limerick Sports poems written by international poets.
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just...
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Categories:
drink, food, friend, giggle,
Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing...
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Categories:
cool, funny, kid, sports,
Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...
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Categories:
giggle, song, time, uplifting,
My Gambler Friend
My gambler friend was addicted to sports
He’d place bets on which golfer’d wear shorts
He...
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Categories:
addiction, girlfriend, money, sports,
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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animal, food, friend, giggle,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home,
Chins and Bat Wings
I know a lady who sports two huge chins
She even proudly shows off her bat wings
Always smiles as she goes
Never airs her sorrows
Joy to the...
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Categories:
care, happiness,
march 17 hockey holy trinityThey're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks...
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Categories:
god, hockey, humor, sports,
The Sequin Queen
There is a girl known as twinkle toes
Who is dancing wherever she goes
She’s the sequin queen
Shines like a sunbeam
Such a shame the...
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Categories:
dance, humorous,
vicarious gladiator syndromeThe primeval feelings they court
Are thrills from kills as a cohort
The owners are betting
That this bloodletting
Attracts all to football as sport
Author's note: A celebrity commenter...
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Categories:
emotions, passion, sports, violence,
Gumball RallyWe entered the Gumball Rally
My driver was “Backstreets” Tally
With his crazy fast car
We still couldn’t get far
Bad math, no gas, in Death Valley
...
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Categories:
adventure, car, crazy, fun,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet,
THE GOALHe tried to kick a field goal
It curved and hit the goal pole
He fell to the ground
And roll all around
Then realized he'd lost all control...
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Categories:
humor, sports,
Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea,
with fresh honey from a bee.
I must not get stung,
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....
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Categories:
drink, fun, happy, sweet,
Funny New Years Resolutions For 24Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."
Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...
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Categories:
fun, humor, new year,