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Funny Limerick Poems

These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Humorous Laud, Deeply Flawed
The macabre’s amusing at times,
makes for off-beat, hilarious rhymes.
To my wife they’re not funny;
she wants cute little bunnies
and not ones that are strangled by mimes.

She...

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Categories: death, humor, muse,



Premium Member Sherry
There is a lady named Sherry
Who’s laugh is a blast quite merry
When asked if she shaves
She says no right away
Her cats prefer her legs hairy...

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Categories: appreciation, art, cat, funny,

Premium Member Gothic Pets Collab
Gothic Pets

Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...

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Categories: cat, cute, giggle, halloween,

A Limerick
There once was a lady from Indy
Who comes out of her house when it’s windy
She doesn’t walk fast
Though her friends are aghast
That her petticoats look...

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Categories: 12th grade, day, friend,

Premium Member Barnabas Dracula Kitty
Barnabas Dracula Kitty

Barnabas darts deep in my closet each dawn
I go feed him at sunset but poof he’s gone
On Halloween night
I spot Barny in flight
His...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, funny,



Premium Member Honkers



Three bros., Wideye, Snaggletooth, and Zonkers
When in town went a little bit bonkers
With the girls that walked by
What was level with their eye
Was ogled, whistled...

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Categories: cute, funny,

Drinking infidelity
Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...

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Categories: confusion, funny love, jealousy,

Halloween Disguise
Dressed in Halloween disguise 
We battle the pumpkin flies 
Teeth sharp like our nails 
Smiles tell such fake tales 
We seek a mortal blood prize...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, giggle, halloween,

Premium Member Pleasingly Plump
Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
...

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Categories: animal, cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Zany Lainey Zen Cat
Zany Lainey Zen Cat

Her sky-blue eyes beam in serene contemplation
A Taoist kitty enigma in deep meditation
Now guru—Now Zany
Zen again, that's my Lainey!
An inscrutable sage, a...

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Categories: cat, crazy, cute, funny,

Premium Member Lily And Billy Collab
Lilly And Billy

Street cat Billy's spongy scraggly and cool
So, so edgy-sik, he's a grunge-dusky jewel
House cat Lily purrs he's so fine
Billy scoffs just get in...

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Categories: cat, cute, humor,

Premium Member horder
debra treepickle has one vice

a fine collection of white mice

one day on a bus

confronted by us

she flashed ten birds of paradise.
...

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Categories: bird, fun, funny, giggle,

The Curious Whisper
There once was a secret to tell,  
That started with one little spell,  
A whisper so sweet,  
It swept off your feet,...

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Categories: beautiful, emotions, funny, humor,

Height of nonsense his height
Trump may feel Prez should come in XL size,
Which, democrats dismiss as downright lies.
Unlike queen Cleo’s nose,
To size no such gain goes,
A MAGAlomaniac logic defies.
_______________________________
Happenings...

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Categories: humor, political, usa,

A Limerick About Theresa
There once was a girl named Theresa.
She looked like the Mona Lisa.
She didn't fight it.
Because she resided
In the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

There was a girl...

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Categories: limerick, funny,


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