Leprechaun Limerick Poems

An imp plied Guinness to a Banshee trick
The wraith in anger gave him chase right quick,
After her gold he did dig
The Leprechaun danced a jig
But...

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Once there was an short leprechaun called Fin,
he was slime green and had a big wide grin;
      left Ireland...

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When a leprechaun tightly I caught,
I was hoping for gold in a pot.
But that trickster escaped.
At my hands I just gaped.
His wee britches were all...

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Leprechaun, you have it wrong
You need to sing the barmaid’s song
Bawdy and fun
Raunchy on the run
Words just shy of a dirty bong

Leprechaun, come sit with...

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McDugal, the Leprechaun is a gent
Mick's wife always says he was Heaven sent
He shows respect to women
In their praises he's swimmin'
They love hearin' his Irish...

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A leprechaun, to me, proposed, 
at my service, to be disposed.  
He'd one more thing to say
as he jetted away.
I must catch him first,...

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Harsh time flew and I've gotten so old,
suffering from treacheries untold, 
but when I get my hands on
that mischievous leprechaun, 
at long last, I'll have...

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A leprechaun who was afraid
To take part in today’s big parade
Found a good place to hide
But once he was inside
Quickly saw the mistake he had...

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Irish tales of what a leprechaun gives away
If you don’t wear green on St Paddy’s Day 
a painful pinch
Like Suisse’s Grinch,
a green tie or ...

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This leprechaun Fastly appeared
And said, will you be mine, my dear
He showed me his gold
That little man was bold
So, I snatched it up and disappeared

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I strolled through a field of clovers 
Looking each one of them over 
When I found that fourth leaf 
All my joy turned to grief...

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Eighty-eight years old and still going strong
Have a positive approach so what could go wrong
It's done me well
I've answered the bell
Each morning like a jolly...

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The wee people, clever and sprightly,
play tricks on the mortal folk, nightly.
As there's mischief in me,
could it possibly be
I've got leprechaun charm in me, slightly?...

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A leprechaun ran away fast
When some teens were chasing his ass
They wanted his gold
Those guys were so bold
They tried tracking him through a podcast...

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A leprechaun lost his charm
Which set off a big alarm
So, he tried to fix
His shillelagh stick
And hopes it brings him no harm...

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