Dog Limerick Poems
These Dog Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Limerick Dog poems written by international poets.
Pee TreeThe wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see...
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dog,
A Poo TaleI'm a lone oak tree, with a calming skill
Dogs line up for a piece of my mind thrill
They empty...
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conflict, day, dog, earth,
The Nun and The Dog Palindrome Limerick
The lady was quite civic minded,
as a nun she always presided
midnight to noon on the harp
until her old dog did bark
Mum I fear your...
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humor,
Raise a Leg and Pee
I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their...
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dog, humor,
The View
They are an amazing view.
There has to be a loose strew.
Imagine dogs, in line at a tree,
waiting, one by one, to pee.
What is this world...
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dog,
Barks of wisdom - Picture prompt
The alpha canine stood under the tree
Such doggy wisdom does not come for free
“If you bury your bone
please remember the zone
Now form an orderly queue...
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dog, humor,
Line at the Loo
There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
each clapped his four paws
with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
...
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animal, dog,
A SPECIAL OAK TREEThe dogs were line up to pee
On what was a special oak tree
Frigid, but waited in line
All thoughts had crossed their mind
Peeing on the tree...
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dog, humor,
Make it Quick
"Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee."
The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!"
Female dogs may have fleas
But they don't...
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dog, humor,
At The Bark
when the dogs went to the park
an urge to pee was sparked
So they lined up at a tree
There was no fire...
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dog,
Dogs in Queue
How happy the dogs are to find a tree.
Raising one leg, what fun it is to pee.
They look a disciplined crew.
All are lined up in...
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animal, dog, fun,
Disciplined Dog-line
In restive response to the nature’s call,
in the disciplined dog-line they all fall.
Not far is the...
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funny,
Dogs FruitFruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time
Grow and taste devine
Poo-pee...
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dog, humor,
Where Four Lines Could Be - Picture Prompt Contest
Next to a tree where four lines could be
Canines haven’t even thought of three
...
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dog, humor,
DisconcertingAt the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite
There's not one dog port-o-potty in site
so long lines form at a tree
for each mutt and pedigree
It proved...
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dog, humor,