Birthday Limerick Poems

Plastic pink flamingos often placed in the front yard
to replace the candles of a birthday cake. I wonder
how old the neighborhood skeleton is…
—by Poet

Bare Bones

Yard...

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A duck named Donald, quite irate,
Tried baking a birthday cake late.
The oven went "POOF!"
His feathers, no proof,
Were singed, and he blamed his own fate.

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It is her birthday, another year
full of life, love, laughter – fun, and cheer.
	You cannot go wrong 
	that many-years strong ;)
Here is a toast to...

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    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
 ...

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Balmore Eruv Verve!

Once there was a Rabbi Yonah,
Whose Shabbos Eruv made you wonder,
Does Yonah’s art belong in the Louvre?
Does our gratitude behoove yah?
This Detroit Tiger...

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Hillary Hears a Who!

Who is an Amma slam?
One who Gives a Damn,
Just ask Melli,
Or Will, Sam or Ellie,
Our Hill who’s True Blue not Glam!

Who has...

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Apples, She’ll Be!

Despite Down Under date blunder,
Summer ‘tis Winter, go ponder,
Go on a date, a Burl,
Whirl your girl,
No Drama, Sheila thunder!

A Wazoo Woo,
Is a Ripsnorter...

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Birthday  

By Tony Angelo  

There once was a fellow, that's me, you see, 
whose birthday was in August so my presents were free....

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When snow falls children will make a snowman,
and with eyes and nose he becomes a man;
his nose is a carrot stick,
in goes his coal eyes...

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When I was younger, I have often wondered
Why is the eighth month not called October?
Was geometry wrong 
When it named the octagon,
Or was this a...

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Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
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She’s a versatile Virgo, queen of rhymes
her keen quill sees through society’s crimes
an aura, mirroring strength~
kindness that spans any length
weaves beauty in eloquence, through rough...

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An amazing poetess named Andrea,
Who's from a beautiful state of Utah;
Writes poems so well in all forms,
In good weather or in storms,
Her birthday has arrived,...

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The ducks take their place in Big Easy -
The gal of age sixty gives squeezy.
     A party with quips
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A flat bread has nailed my demise
Today's baking missed the top prize
Yet Easter is great
For certain this date
Our mix has the spirit to rise...

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