Love Limerick Poems
These Love Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Love. These are the best examples of Limerick Love poems written by international poets.
Long distance lust - bawdy warning!
There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for...
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fun,
A Cup Of DarjeelingIn bed, Maya looked at the ceiling,
and asked for a cup of Darjeeling,
then turned to her lover,
under the cover,
and said what a wonderful feeling!
...
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love,
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just...
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Categories:
drink, food, friend, giggle,
A FELLOW FROM RYDEA FELLOW FROM RYDE
An innocent fellow from Ryde
Had trouble in bed with his bride
For no-one had said
And he hadn’t read
All about the physical side
They purchased...
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Categories:
love, marriage,
Cinco De MayoIn 1862, Mexicans were elated
As the French army was decimated
Today is Cinco de Mayo
Tacos—free Pico de gallo!
The Battle of Puebla is celebrated
Emperor Maximillian was fooled
by...
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celebration, cinco de mayo,
Love BitesThe preacher's daughter picky Vicky
Went out one night with icky Ricky
Both her parents got mad
But it wasn't that bad
She came home with a sticky hickey
...
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Categories:
boy, girl, lust,
Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...
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Categories:
giggle, song, time, uplifting,
The High School Two StepAnother boy at the high school dance
Seeking love and a little romance
The cutest girl smiled
I bowed quite beguiled
And it ripped out the seat of my...
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Categories:
boy, girl, romance,
Count The Knots
Count The Knots
Miracle Man
4/21/2024
I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots...
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Categories:
how i feel, sweet
Breathtaking Moments
Life is not measured by the breaths we take
But by the breathtaking moments that life creates
Those special times
When life is in rhyme
Breathtaking moments that cause...
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Categories:
love,
Piano-No-No
In theory I thought you would like to know
That I didn’t practice the piano
I’m a noted rebel
Who is now in treble
For showing my staff to...
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Categories:
fun, music,
Love Those Open Windows
Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...
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Categories:
animal, food,
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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animal, food, friend, giggle,
Dine and DashCharlie and Marley maculate giraffe
Looking immaculate with a soft laugh
Dinner at Bread and Butter
Had their stomach a flutter
Through the window they ate shocking the staff
4/6/2024...
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Categories:
cute love,
Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga
ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...
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Categories:
dark, fantasy, fun, funny,