Christmas Limerick Poems

What's going on with Mike and Molly

They built their house in boughs of holly

But when Christmas arrived 

And no holly survived 

We called it Mike...

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Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...

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Knowing the truth of Christmas gifts’ what’s what,
He tells Santa, I’ve nothing what so sought,
Forget all my wish list, 
Let me now clear some mist:
I’ll...

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Frosty

there once was a snowman named frosty
whose figure was round and quite glossy
he danced through the town
till the sun came around
and left poor old frosty...

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We see Santa and Frosty,
Having their rush shopping spree;
Buying many toys,
For all girls and boys,
Then hire ten elves to carry.

As hosts of Christmas party,
Have rock...

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All day is snowing,
Santa is coming,
What a good winter season.
Parents are merriness,
Babies are in happiness,
They jumps to the sky any reason.
Happy Merry Christmas!

Father coming from...

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Vacation amidst fun-filled holiday
Triumphantly spent along wondrous way
As Christmas friends bonded well 
Marked with their fellowship yell:
“Rudolph, Frosty, Elf---for helping we stay!”

In their blest glow,...

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My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,...

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Frosty the snowman needed therapy.
There's a problem with my olfactory.
No matter what scent wafts by,
Or what cologne that I try,
It's only carrots I smell, don't...

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Santa's coming down my chimney.
Maybe with a toy truck for Jimmy.
A doll for baby Bea,
A grand piano for me,
And a makeup kit for Sydney!...

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It is a million-dollar bet,
You have a list of things to get
On that once-a-year date
And then weighs in your fate,
You get what you get, just...

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A unique Christmas time for Santa Claus,
fiftieth year of journey without pause.
     All gifts he stacks in the cart,
  ...

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Once was a saint, round and vast,
Whose sight was strangely amassed,
He gave gifts unseen,
A concerning scene,
‘cause giving was getting fast.

Elves, with their laughter so shrill,
Made...

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The reindeers were ready to go
When Santa called out Ho Ho Ho
Put the toys on the sled
Then to Rudolph he said
Shine up your red nose...

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    Christmas Celibration :  Dear  Santa
    Tp play Carol in sweet Sonata.
     ...

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