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Christmas Limerick Poems

These Christmas Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Limerick Christmas poems written by international poets.

Shopping Spree


This old madam bought a big Christmas tree,
size could be problem she did not foresee.
         Low level...

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Categories: humorous,

The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set

How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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Categories: drink, food, friend, giggle,

Dogs Picture Prompt

Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Categories: giggle, song, time, uplifting,

Dine and Dash

Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Categories: animal, food, friend, giggle,

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: bird, cat, giggle, home,

A Valentine’s Limerick

Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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Categories: blue, love, red, sweet,

On Giving Gifts

Mom's and Pop's Days - graduation
birthdays, weddings - overdone.
     One can't forget Christmas
     or Juneteenth's fret and...

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Categories: 11th grade, giving, thank

I Saw Santa Claus

In England it is almost twelve o'clock 
I just saw Santa Claus in his red smock
He left parcels galore
Outside of my front door
Asked him in,...

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Categories: character, christmas, fantasy,

Late Shoppers

late shoppers are in for big trouble
their deliveries are abubble
	as everyone knows
	all department stores close
USPS loads are all double
...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, giving, people,

Gift Wrapper's Dilemma

a wrapper of gifts, so neat,
made every present a treat.
but with paper and bows,
the chaos just grows.

gift wrapping feat hard to beat.
...

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Categories: christmas, december,

Merry Christmas - Happy Holidays

Rudolph did not like his bright red nose
And how everyone told him it glows
He then painted it blue
Didn't realize with glue
Washed it with snow, now...

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Categories: christmas, fun, humor,

A STUCK SANTA

In the chimney Santa was stuck
And was all covered with muck
He screamed for help
Suddenly loss his pep
Poor Santa just started to cluck...

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Categories: christmas, humor,

The Star of Christmas

God not only made all creations swell
He gifted us His only Son as well
So that man on earth
Could enjoy rebirth 
And in Heaven eventually dwell....

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Categories: birth, blessing, christmas,

Stirring My Tea

Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....

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Categories: drink, fun, happy, sweet,

Santa, Chubby Can't Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight

Santa's stuck inside my chimney this year
His tummy's too big and so is his rear
I saw him hanging there
I'm filled with despair
Because on my roof...

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Categories: christmas,