School Limerick Poems

Just picture the gruesome scene
On the night of Halloween
When ghosts and ghouls do rule
With spirits  free from school
And every face is green...

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Three mischievous boys played hooky from school
Big eyed Red, Ted, and Fred thought they were cool
Until frozen with fright
Their scared faces turned white
Before they were...

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A moon is moon even for a few days,
Let us thank a roaming stone’s wayward ways.
Too bad it’s too tiny
For naked eyes to see,
Wish, Cosmos...

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hairy ghoul added juice to gruel
daughter thought he was a big fat fool
mind your business he said
you recent undead
she turned to go to monster school

gruel...

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I stayed up to watch the debate,
Though for me it was on kinda late.
What I felt I did see,
Just between you and me,
Was a richly-deserved...

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A young student in high school named Don
badly needed to go to the john;
but in his great haste
he expended his waste
in the janitor's closet, the...

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Knowledge is power, they say...
Some of which I seek each day.
Whenever I have the chance...
With more than a simple glance,
I make a temporary stay.

Internet is...

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Now the top of my head’s pretty cool,
but I need all of me in the pool
   on this blazing hot day.
  ...

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No child left behind 
Was the chant at one time
Now kids in school
Dodge bullets and youth
Is filled with less sunshine...

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 There once was a teacher named Dot
 Who found the summer days too hot
 So she stripped in the class
 Showing the boys her...

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   ‘Hi ! Miss Floret ! Why are you in hurry ?’
    ‘ Oh , Dear ! Posy of flowers...

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By that pool, where the shadows did rule,
A confused kid, thought he'd end it cruel,
He plunged his weary head,
With a heart capped of dread,
But recalled...

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A parent in the intelligentsia
went to a school in Philadelphia;
but after taking an exam,
she became a member of DAM:
Mothers Against Dyslexia....

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I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell

Damn it, my car broke down the day before...

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Another boy at the high school dance

Seeking love and a little romance

Then the cutest girl smiled

And I bowed quite beguiled

But it ripped out the seat...

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