Jerden Poems - Poems about Jerden

...She’s too titty to be a preacher. She can’t even bead a rook. A rental deceptionist? Maybe. At my teeth she once look a took. As a wean clerker, she’ll never do. I once caught her nicking her......Read the rest...

...Alliteration is awesome; thanks to thee it effortlessly erases evidence of spoonerisms. Spooky. Written February 29th, 2016 For the Spoonerisms Contest hosted by Roy Jerden......Read the rest...

...The day started badly as I had a bat flattery on my vodge diper It was roaring with pain when I arrived at the par cark at the mall Went to put my bopping in the shoot and I turned into a bow......Read the rest...

...I once knowed a poet named Jerden Who ain't atall stuck on his wordin' If they judge 'em unsound He may nudge 'em around And don't atall find it a burden February 24, 2016......Read the rest...

...(My list is in no particular order of importance. All these poets are equally humorous for me!) Jan is one great funny lady writing here at Soup. Just beware; sometimes she finds humor in our poo......Read the rest...

...Roy Jerden,Roy Jerden Join me in the stable Leave that xmas tree Leave that xmas light Rider is no parlourmaid The saddle is yawning Join me in the stable Today we shall ride To mountains an......Read the rest...

...Poetry Soup Hero's Poets with golden ink and pens You make us move forward with your inspiration With kind an honest, encouragement and compliments Small act of caring all which has the pote......Read the rest...

...Walking the yard with shovel in hand Cruising back and forth just as planned Trying to pick up every last pile If the wife steps in one she gets hostile Didn't think this through from the start......Read the rest...

...POOP - TALE : for contest No embarrassment , everyone poops So relaxed is the feel after all 's out No gold and riches can ever buy such feel I am sure all will agree silently though! We get t......Read the rest...

...a freak accident hit by frozen leaking waste now six feet under ------------------------------- Contest: Everyone Poops Sponsor: Roy Jerden......Read the rest...

...In my present absence I’m trying to remember where I misplaced the key To unlock the door to my own existence I rise with the smelting icecaps Only to come crashing down with the rising levels ......Read the rest...

...Though fully dressed for a wedding I could not resist the buffet, Fine lipstick wore off for a refill Of dessert from a laden tray. Soon, full tummy began to roll Up, down like the......Read the rest...

...Porthos Starshipbroken? There was a dog on Enterprise Whose smell T’Pol like to exorcise– A beagle named Porthos, On Capt. Archer’s bed, he would repose. Where did Archer pick up this hound?......Read the rest...

...No big deal Lot of time bushed in the washroom, His mind was stuck in colonic loops, Painfully shy was the young groom, What big deal when everyone poops ! Written July 28t......Read the rest...

...There was an old lady called Jeanette. Who wiggled in line for a toilette. She said, "I can't wait! I fear it's too late. And my bottoms a bit more than wet." Everyone poop......Read the rest...