Poop-Tale : For Contest

POOP - TALE : for contest No embarrassment , everyone poops So relaxed is the feel after all 's out No gold and riches can ever buy such feel I am sure all will agree silently though! We get that feel for free as nature calls In body, poop factory is so well- fitted Based on our lifestyle it is regulated Frequency n' timing our habits decide As far as we breathe , we have to poop No matter where you are, who you are... How many times daily varies with species and diet... Bamboos and honey diet makes Panda bears poop, more than a forty times in a single day ! In other species range follows bell shaped curve A balanced input-output cycle continues.. Doctors diagnose ailments examining poop, Sausage shape is ideal poop the doc opines.. Mothers of kids worry if they cry while they poop Too much delay makes happy a trader in laxatives! Night soil in fields have made a fertile land Poop of cattle folk is a manure too good Everyone poops and is so useful too... Deadlines and work pressure,meetings with boss Petty tussles with friends or your own spouse. Ask for a break saying you need to poop Instantly you are permitted and you may slide out Enjoy this break behind washroom doors !! No more shy business, everyone poops! Engrossed in reading a suspense thriller, Or watching the climax of a movie horror As soon as poop siren raises alarm, you got to go! Ultimate rule is please don't control Happily you poop poop poop and flush out ! FOR CONTEST- EVERYONE POOPS Sponsored by:Roy Jerden Submitted by: Anulaxmi Nayak Date: 9th August 2015 glossary: Bell shaped curve: the normal distribution curve which has values of all ranges and takes a bell-shape.