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Rogering Roger

The gals are besotted with Roger, he's famed for the size of his todger, they pay for his time (he charges a dime) - he's ninety but not an old codger. No need of Viagra in force as Roger's ancestors were Norse (and vikings were known for getting a bone) - his resume says, 'Intercourse.'

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Date: 6/3/2024 3:01:00 PM
Congratulations on your POTD. Way to go. Sara K
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Date: 5/29/2024 5:45:00 AM
Belated POTD Congratulations Jack for your clever, witty and a wee bit naughty hehe poem! Debx
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Date: 5/27/2024 3:53:00 AM
Great limerick! Congratulations
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Date: 5/26/2024 3:20:00 PM
That's damn funny, Mark. Congrats
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Date: 5/25/2024 7:03:00 PM
That is hilarious! And unique rhymes too... love it! Congratulations
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Date: 5/25/2024 1:45:00 PM
Jack, congratulations on your top winning placement with your hilarious limerick set!
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Date: 5/13/2024 2:44:00 PM
I never thought I’d see SMUT as POTD… and I love it. Gave me a laugh this evening, Jack. Congrats on POTD. Terry
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Date: 5/13/2024 7:47:00 AM
LOL! Both verses are great! Congrats on POTD!
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Date: 5/13/2024 7:13:00 AM
LOL Jack. Incredibly funny and clever. Congratulations on the honor of POTD! :)
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Date: 5/11/2024 3:46:00 PM
Hello Jack, what a delightful blend of humor, innuendo, and historical references. The juxtaposition of Roger’s age with his virility adds a layer of irony. It’s as if time itself bows to Roger’s prowess, rendering Viagra obsolete. The nod to Viking heritage underscores the primal nature of desire, transcending generations. Jack, the wit shines through, leaving me chuckling and pondering the timeless dance between passion and mortality. Congrats POTD! - Blessings, Daniel
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Date: 5/11/2024 10:04:00 AM
Well written Limerick with plenty of humor, Jack. Congratulations on your POTD! Bill
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Date: 5/11/2024 7:26:00 AM
Lol. The Norse diet, as I've heard, is low on cholesterol, high on fish. This is a frolicking, passionate poem of youthfulness, even if it's TMI. Congratulations on being POTD.
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Date: 5/11/2024 7:03:00 AM
Jack, hilarious! Congratulations on POTD~ Warren
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Date: 5/11/2024 6:57:00 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. What a creative limerick write. Enjoy your day/enjoy your win.............
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Date: 5/11/2024 6:24:00 AM
Many congratulations dear Jack for POTD with this very well written and very funny limerick. Great to see another limerick in the spotlight. Thanks for making us laugh :):)
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Date: 5/11/2024 6:02:00 AM
Hahaha so funny! What a hilarious potd! Congratulations!
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Date: 5/11/2024 5:44:00 AM
Hilarious! Congrats on your POTD.
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Date: 5/11/2024 4:36:00 AM
Lol, Congrats on POTD
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Date: 5/11/2024 3:32:00 AM
ha ha ha Jack I love it even more with the second verse added lol, Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/11/2024 3:25:00 AM
Jack, hilarious, congratulations on POTD.
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Date: 5/11/2024 1:03:00 AM
Hahaha, uniquely crafted! Congratulations on the POTD! Impressive. Have a Great Day. Warm Regards, William
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Date: 5/11/2024 12:32:00 AM
Lol, love the humour Jack, congratulations to you on the honour of POTD. Tom
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Date: 5/9/2024 3:35:00 AM
I think you've been reading too many of Jan's Limericks, Jack. Ha Ha... just kidding. These are great!
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Date: 5/9/2024 9:00:00 AM
Pshaw Lin lol, maybe i have been reading too many of Jack's lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/9/2024 2:22:00 AM
ha ha ha Jack this is hilarious and just a touch bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx
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