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Aunt Bessie adores eating cheese The trouble is cheese makes her sneeze She sneezes gloopy snot but does not give a jot and gobbles more Stilton with ease 2/20/19

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Pat Adams

Date: 2/25/2019 7:22:00 AM

That was really gross Jan. That's why I like it so much!! By the way I LOVE cheese. My wife calls me pat the rat because of that! .....80)

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/23/2019 10:17:00 PM

Snot as bawdy as yonder plumber, O Luscious Limerick Lassie! LOL... Another J.A. romp. Best wishes, gw

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/23/2019 3:27:00 AM

This is horrible, a terrible poem, a snotty poem, ok ok just kidding, I laughed!!!!!! :)

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/22/2019 6:29:00 PM

G'day Jan … she needs a hanky when eating stilton. By gosh, if I was sharing it with her, there'd be strict rules. Stilton is too beaut to pass over - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/21/2019 8:03:00 PM

haha. She sounds so gross!

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 2/21/2019 6:06:00 PM

I love great lims, Jan, and this is a GREAT one! If the crown on the Stilton cheese logo indicates it is approved by the Queen it can't be all that bad but I doubt that Aunt Bessie's malady would amuse the Queen! Glad you liked the Time On My Hands write. Thankfully I have only about 5 of my favorites chiming away at one time! Bob

Jack Horne

Date: 2/21/2019 11:34:00 AM

LOL, can picture this

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/20/2019 6:24:00 PM

Just read in this morning's newspaper that many people are allergic to cheese and I am delighted not to be one of them. Buy Aunt Bessie a microwave so she doesn't need to heat up her Stilton to enjoy it. Aloha! Rico

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/20/2019 1:14:00 PM

Cute one. I am not sure what Stilton cheese is but must not be the best there is. Thanks for your visit to my page. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2019 5:12:00 PM

Stilton is a veined blue cheese it is seriously lovely!:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 2/20/2019 12:07:00 PM

Not sure which is worse, the Stilton or the snot...

Jan Allison
Date: 2/22/2019 5:12:00 PM

oh the snot definitely stilton is gorgeousssssssssss:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/20/2019 11:20:00 AM

I am so inviting her to my next party, for I know she would entertain everyone!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2019 11:50:00 AM

lol Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/20/2019 8:53:00 AM

Dear Aunt Bessie must make a lovely hostess. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2019 9:05:00 AM

ha ha ha - at least the cheese already has a greeny tinge to it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/20/2019 7:50:00 AM

haha thats put me off stilton for life. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2019 7:53:00 AM

lol Tom I'm just going to have some with crackers for a lunch - well actually I'm having some ice cream but that doesn't sound as good a reply lol:-) hugs Jan xx