Slammer Poems - Poems about Slammer

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

..."Tom, Tom the piper's son Stole a pig and away he run. The pig was eat, And Tom was beat, And Tom went crying down the street." Now, this rhyme, For a reader, Offers minimal relief As to wh......Read the rest...

...I When a spat leaves you blue-faced and chokin' This advice may keep love's bond unbroken: Don't go angry to bed, Listen to what's being said And not merely to what's being spoken. II A man ......Read the rest...

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quarks regarding foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mand......Read the rest...

...I was at a wild party, up above bourbon street. When someone cried out, so, what's a Yeet? An imbibed guy replied, as he rose from his seat. "Au contraire Mes aims, e'st fait accompli." Well,......Read the rest...

...Jimmy Rigg - this dork I know, from Billings, Pennsylvania - always carries doo-dads in his pockets, front to rear, Just in case some unexpected problem might arise...bent on having what he’d need t......Read the rest...

...An Unwashed Handkerchief Stanky Hanky Prison Noise Slammer clamor Construction Noise Hammer Clamor Bad English Gringo Lingo Seen in the Buff Granny Fanny April 20......Read the rest...

...That Diaspora represent a piece of my identity, Strewed my views on the squires of taciturnity, Inconspicuous lines and depictions, And then there's the pencil wizard, Follow my body'......Read the rest...

...My old gran had an ice cream van And a bright green cape and a madcap plan She’s out to save her fellow man And with her walking frame, she can Each night she prowls the felon’s range Disturbi......Read the rest...

...Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar; big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor; father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger that hit sister who lit an elbow hard slammer ......Read the rest...

...A young lady from Lillehammer Was wont to consort with a scammer No one could stop’em Until the cops caught’em And now they reside in the slammer......Read the rest...

...Single mistakes can be costly, Surely a statement made falsely Will get you time in the slammer And create lots of loud clamor, So never enter a false plea. written July 3, 2021......Read the rest...

...The wrapes of Grath adorn the path that slammer klingks had tread when turning spades in everglades to flosticate the dead. Along the way the snorbels bay at freebled sprutelned that boogeymen had......Read the rest...

...Poetic Penmanship Rhyming Stories Format Emotions Narrative Verse A picture of the ocean Lonely Bewildered An enchanted sea Fantasy Fiction Truthful as can be ......Read the rest...

...Clyde Clark In park Was boozy Real doozy Did pee On tree Broke law Cop saw Tied hands With bands To jail Sans bail Called spouse "You souse" Said she To he "Stay there......Read the rest...