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The Dog Poo Fairy

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Here’s a fact SOME dog owners have missed - The dog poo fairy DOESN’T exist So get out your scoop And clear up that poop Or you’ll get a big slap on the wrist! Inspired by a large poster I saw on a van 07~16~15

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D. C. Jordan

Date: 8/16/2016 9:25:00 PM

Great! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/6/2016 4:13:00 PM

Thanks D C Sorry I missed replying earlier:-( hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 7/30/2016 7:24:00 PM

the dog poo fairy is all in the mind, so pick up any poo your dog leaves behind..... i do....Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 7:25:00 PM

LOL great one Seren:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/30/2016 7:27:00 AM

A 7 for this great WINNING poem, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2016 3:18:00 PM

Thanks so much Janice:-) I'm going to submit this in a local poetry contest lol hope they don't find it too offensive lol :-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/29/2016 11:16:00 AM

That made me nearly pee my pants!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2016 3:02:00 PM

LOL I am glad if my poem made you smile ML:-) hugs jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 7/27/2016 10:08:00 AM

Congrats on your beautiful win. Beautifully penned a funny poem my friend. A beautiful 7, bl

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2016 3:01:00 PM

Thanks so much Bl:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/26/2016 12:31:00 PM

A great way of reminding dog owners to be more responsible. I saw a man holding a plastic bag with a large dog walking away without picking up his mess. Guess he was just holding the bag so people would think he was being responsible. I was in my car or would have been tempted to remark. Congratulations on your #2 placement Jan. A poem with a great message! 7 ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2016 12:35:00 PM

I hate to see dog mess not cleared up , but what I've seen a lot of recently is little bags of poop hanging in trees or on railings - I just don't understand the mentality of someone not attaching it to the lead and finding a bin when they walk the pooch home!:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/25/2016 10:11:00 PM

Congrats on this humorous entry!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2016 3:03:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 7/25/2016 8:04:00 PM

Jan, lol! Congrats lady :)-luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2016 3:03:00 AM

Thanks LuLoo:-) hugs Jan xx

Dineen Williams Gault

Date: 7/25/2016 5:41:00 PM

You would think that some must believe in this type of fairy, lol, this was a great write. Congratulations!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2016 5:44:00 PM

Thanks Dineen it is sad to see they have to do posters to remind people to clear up after their pooch:-( hugs jan xx

Skat A

Date: 7/25/2016 5:03:00 PM

Jan,, Congratulations on your win. **SKAT**

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2016 5:42:00 PM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi

Date: 7/25/2016 4:19:00 PM

Congratulations on your win......

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2016 4:25:00 PM

Thanks so much Janis - I have to say I am still smiling from my choka win with you:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 7/19/2016 10:16:00 PM

I take the liberty of dedicating this poem to dog owners everywhere. Suggested wording: When it comes to dog crap/ this limerick is a wrap. Excellent, as usual, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2016 11:12:00 AM

Thanks Paul ... I may send it to our local commissioners see if they want to use it with their clean up campaign:-) If you read my 'at the footbridge' poem you will see it developed into a collaboration - there are still poems being posted if you wish to join in the fun:-) hugs jan xx

Just James

Date: 7/19/2016 6:43:00 AM

Ooo I love this one!! Thanks for this

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2016 11:10:00 AM

Thanks James:-) hugs jan xx

Sharon Gulley

Date: 7/18/2016 1:00:00 PM

The Dog Poo Fairy, Ha, Ha, HA, I can't stop laughing. A great one, girl and the pictures work so well. Sharon

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2016 1:22:00 PM

:-) thanks again:-) hugs Jan xx

Sharon Gulley

Date: 7/18/2016 12:59:00 PM

The Dog Poo Fairy, Ha, Ha, HA, I can't stop laughing. A great one, girl. Sharon

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2016 1:22:00 PM

They had a local authority van with a huge poster on it with the dog poo fairy ... and I was inspired lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sharon Gulley

Date: 7/18/2016 12:58:00 PM

Ha, Ha, Ha, what a wonderfully funny limerick, Jan. So true but so funny Ha, ha, ha. Have a blessed day. Best comedy limerick I have read in a while. Sharon

Jan Allison
Date: 7/18/2016 1:21:00 PM

Thanks Sharon its humourous but with a serious message too:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/17/2016 4:50:00 PM

Great inspiration my friend for this cute one. A witch has left me a comment. I am on my cell phone and need to figure out how to block on here. Will tell you more later

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2016 5:27:00 PM

oh Andrea sorry you are being treated badly:-( hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/17/2016 4:41:00 PM

Well said, Jan; it's time that people stopped playing games, carrying plastic bags which they never make use of!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2016 5:26:00 PM

Thanks Paul:-) hugs jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 7/17/2016 10:49:00 AM

Cat poo too. Cat poo is even more rancid than dog poo, thank yoo. Love this whole mess. daver

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2016 11:32:00 AM

LOL Daver - yes I agree cat poo is an issue too and they NEVER seem to foul their own gardens ... DON'T get me started lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/17/2016 9:51:00 AM

lol, jan.. what is about poop that makes you write about it this well?... smashing!..huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2016 10:47:00 AM

LOL Nette - you know me to be the Queen of poop poetry lol- seriously I hate to see dog mess on the streets and when I saw this poster on the back of a local authority van I was inspired to write this poem hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/17/2016 7:59:00 AM

Just a slap on the wrist? You are so kind dear, Jan! Your limericks are always fun to read and this is not an exception my friend! A seven!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2016 8:09:00 AM

Thanks Demetrios - they should be slapped with a hefty fine - there are notices in the park but I doubt anyone has ever been prosecuted for it - maybe it would act as a deterrent if they did enforce it:-( hugs Jan xx