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For the A New Funny Or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest of Tania Kitchin

Due to being informed of some situation here at Soup which I never personally saw for myself, I am changing the girl's name in this poem to Andie. Though I lose my fun alliteration, I can end up with a fun rhyming title!

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Watch out for a girl named Andie. She goes around stealing candy. And worse, she will try to steal a girl’s guy, for Andie also is randy. She’s sure an insatiable chick. Though lollipops she loves to lick, she has also been caught getting heavy and hot with every Tom, Harry, and Dick.

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Randy Freie

Date: 6/3/2024 4:38:00 AM

Hi Andrea, your limerick is both naughty and nice. If I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've been Randy all my life.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/27/2024 7:41:00 PM

Funny and naughty, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win! Janice

R J. Elless

Date: 5/27/2024 8:24:00 AM

Thank you, Andrea. Randy Andie, Madam Fanny. they rhyme, Ha! Yours is funny, these are fun why not enjoy them. Stay Creative.

Terry Miller

Date: 5/27/2024 3:55:00 AM

Hilarious, congratulations

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/26/2024 6:18:00 PM

Very amusing Andrea, congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest… Beryl

Crystol Woods

Date: 5/25/2024 7:06:00 PM

Oops! Shamefully Bawdy!!lol;)congratulations

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/25/2024 11:29:00 PM

Thanks, Crystol.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/25/2024 1:50:00 PM

Andrea, congratulations on your top winning placement with your hilarious limerick set, her lolli's are cringe worthy!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/26/2024 3:07:00 PM

Oh now I see the line with wrong syllable count. It was line three. Now I fix it.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/25/2024 11:29:00 PM

Thanks, Tania.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 5/20/2024 11:59:00 AM

Perfect. So cute and telling. :)

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/25/2024 11:30:00 PM

Thanks Linda.

Duke Beaufort

Date: 5/13/2024 6:45:00 PM

A very well-constructed set of limericks Andrea. I really like how both are so well related to each other. How do we meet this person? lol!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2024 8:35:00 AM

hmmm, you can check out the brothels. or street walkers. haha

Christina Bowring

Date: 5/12/2024 11:30:00 PM

Such well written limericks dear Andrea. They flow so well, really catchy and very amusing. Perfect ! Thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning. I’m sure this will do well in the contest. Hugs and smiles :):)

Joseph May

Date: 5/12/2024 7:43:00 PM

Lol, Nicely done Andrea

Mike Bayles

Date: 5/12/2024 9:51:00 AM

I enjoyed the rhyme, a story of person who steals in two ways.

Ink Empress

Date: 5/12/2024 3:44:00 AM

So many candy stealers in this world dear andrea. I love your rhymes and storyline! I know few like this in real life so i smiled! Hah! You do this form so well. Well done! Im sure it will be a top winner. Sending you light always

Di11y Da11y

Date: 5/12/2024 2:54:00 AM

Clear winner and funny without going too far - very well done :)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/12/2024 2:53:00 AM

A bawdy one for sure Andrea, good luck in the contest Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/14/2024 9:20:00 PM

Lol, no worries Andrea, my claim to fame

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2024 4:15:00 PM

Thanks Tom. Sorry that expression included your name!!

Miranda Hawley

Date: 5/11/2024 6:26:00 PM

This limerick is rated PG13! Very nice and its funny.

John Lawless

Date: 5/11/2024 2:12:00 PM

nicely done Andrea

David Kavanagh

Date: 5/11/2024 10:12:00 AM

I do believe the late great Rico would be all over Limerick 2 like a rash, and would certainly sanction and encourage the bawdy humour as indeed I do, can only see a winner here Andrea. Top Lims Cheers David

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 5/14/2024 8:33:00 AM

yep!