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I got up it was way past noon Thought I’d go for a walk. Then, it started to rain I’m talking heavy rain The rain that soaks you rain. I saw my neighbour Mrs Pratt She was out walking her little dog. You’ve guessed, they were wet too I’m talking really wet. They were both dripping. I said "hello" and she grunted a greeting Not happy I thought, but it’s only rain. Then a bus drove by and hit a big puddle, And then Mrs Pratt screamed as the puddle engulfed her. Strange I thought, she is already wet. But then I realised why she had screamed the poor little dog was not moving. I went to the pub and the barman said “You look wet” “Do I” I replied, " I just saw a dead dog". Written on 21st of September For contra poetry contest sponsored by Jesse Rowe.

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Date: 12/11/2024 9:01:00 PM
Sad, it turned to be a lousy day with rain pouring and the mishaps that followed. Some days are like that. I understand you're a winner. Long delayed Congratulations to you dear Tom.
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Date: 12/11/2024 9:52:00 PM
Thank you very much for your visit and congrats Valsa, I know we need rain but enough is enough lol Tom
Date: 5/5/2022 4:46:00 AM
Creative work with a surprise ending. Congrats on your winner long delayed congrats though. Your visit to my page was uplifting. Sara
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Date: 5/5/2022 5:59:00 AM
Thank you very much Sara, it was one of those silly poems, maybe I missed my calling lol. Tom
Date: 10/22/2018 4:34:00 PM
Great poem congrats Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/22/2018 4:53:00 PM
Thanks Wren. Tom.
Date: 10/22/2018 3:46:00 PM
Again, well done Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/22/2018 4:15:00 PM
Thank you very much James Tom.
Date: 10/22/2018 12:16:00 PM
congratulations :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/22/2018 12:50:00 PM
Thank you P.S.. Tom.
Date: 10/22/2018 10:26:00 AM
Congrats back at you...it's not 'raining' congrats, but 'pouring' congrats!
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Date: 10/22/2018 10:42:00 AM
Haha, Thanks Abdul, a fun contest for sure. Tom.
Date: 10/22/2018 10:22:00 AM
A fun fun fun poem with a perfect twisted sense of humor. Just what this contest called for. Congrats on your well deserved gold medal, Tom.
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Date: 10/22/2018 10:41:00 AM
Thanks Line, I must thank Taai for the inspiration as I wasn't 100% sure what Jesse was after. Tom.
Date: 10/6/2018 1:13:00 PM
I like this one a lot.
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Date: 10/6/2018 11:22:00 PM
Thanks James, happy you liked it .tom
Date: 9/28/2018 4:21:00 PM
You got it. The dog gotta go! It's just too funny otherwise. Good one here, Tom
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Date: 9/28/2018 6:41:00 PM
Haha thanks Abdul, yeah, shame about the dog, it was the only way to tone it down a bit. Tom
Date: 9/27/2018 8:07:00 PM
Tom, this is HILARIOUS. Did your tongue break through your cheek writing it? … So side-splittingly understated. Best wishes for a winner in the contest. ~ Gershon
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Date: 9/27/2018 8:18:00 PM
Haha, Thanks Gershon, glad you enjoyed but I think he did say not to make it too funny, mmm the poor little dogs gotta go. Tom
Date: 9/27/2018 8:39:00 AM
When it rains, it pours, Tom! Enjoyed. Janice
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Date: 9/27/2018 9:53:00 AM
Thank you Janice, a fun write for the contest. Tom.
Date: 9/24/2018 6:45:00 PM
Did you laugh when Mrs Pratt got blasted? Good job on this one Tom
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Date: 9/24/2018 8:18:00 PM
Only at the dog Timothy.
Date: 9/24/2018 2:42:00 PM
Yeah...said the barman...now have a double whisky on the house:) You deserve that after the entertainment, Tom:) Regards // paul
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Date: 9/24/2018 8:17:00 PM
Cheers Paul, with just a dash of iced water. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 9/24/2018 2:21:00 PM
I think Mrs.Pratt could have used a drink as well Tom ...lol Thanks for the laughs...Charlie
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Date: 9/24/2018 8:15:00 PM
An offer was made but all I got was another grunt lol
Date: 9/24/2018 12:42:00 AM
- Rain, storm and ice cold wind .... just like home ... always wet - A great poem, good luck in the contest Tom :) - Sorry, I have not been to "soup" lately - Best wishes and hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 9/24/2018 6:45:00 AM
Thanks Sunshine, yes, summer well and truly over now. Hope you're well. Tom
Date: 9/23/2018 3:35:00 PM
And that's the way it goes...thanks for a great and very cute read.
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Date: 9/24/2018 6:44:00 AM
Thanks M.L. Bit of fun for the contra contest. Tom
Date: 9/22/2018 6:16:00 PM
oh my, this is a great entry for that contest. It's actually better than some poems I have seen here that were written to BE poetic. haha. I love your comment to Viv.
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Date: 9/23/2018 12:28:00 AM
Thanks Andrea, love your comment too, lol. Tom
Date: 9/22/2018 5:15:00 AM
Tom, come to Greece, you see so little rain! Haha! Very descriptive poem so much so that I started...dripping! Haha! Well done my friend!
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Date: 9/22/2018 7:38:00 AM
Thanks Demetrios, as I look out the window and see the rain I'm sorely tempted to go to Greece lol. Tom
Date: 9/22/2018 1:32:00 AM
Excellent, Tom, and I think that you've captured the spirit and the mood. Good luckn in the contest. Regards, Viv
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Date: 9/22/2018 4:26:00 AM
Thanks Viv,my muse had gone for a nap and that's all I could come up with.Its putting your thoughts in reverse and being uncreative amazing what rubbish you can churn out lol. Tom
Date: 9/21/2018 8:25:00 PM
You reminded me of me since it has been raining. I have to walk my dog so I make sure I carry my umbrella it also works good for a walking cane.. Loved the read, Tom, good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/21/2018 11:46:00 PM
Thanks Eve, sounds like you always venture out prepared.Glad you liked my bit of a fun verse. Tom
Date: 9/21/2018 3:04:00 PM
You certainly know how to get your point across, Tom..had fun reading your purposeful anti-poem. Are we talking heavy rain Tom? The rain that soaks you rain?? Are we talking really wet? Like really dripping wet?? Well done, Tom..true to contest theme.
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Date: 9/21/2018 3:38:00 PM
Haha, glad you liked it Vijay, hope its what the sponsor wants. Tom. PS, yes its that wet rain, the rain that turns the air blue rain.
Date: 9/21/2018 9:18:00 AM
I simply adore your wry sense of humor, Tom.
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Date: 9/21/2018 12:32:00 PM
Thanks Lin, glad you like my anti- poem. Tom
Date: 9/21/2018 9:05:00 AM
So much talk about water...its raining here too...great contra Tom...bol...love & light...^WW^
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/21/2018 9:12:00 AM
Haha thanks W.W. Glad you liked my anti poem. Tom
Date: 9/21/2018 8:27:00 AM
ha ha ha this is so funny Tom, I am relieved i decided to defer going to my greenhouse and look at poems and there has just been a downpour and I'd have got drenched.:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/21/2018 8:39:00 AM
Thanks Jan, I hope I read the rules right, I'm sure he's looking for an anti poem. Very cloudy here no rain yet. You made a wise decision. Tom

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