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A busty young lady from Peel Her boobies she couldn't conceal They were such a huge size That she won a first prize For the fruit men most wanted to feel 7th April 2015 I made a bit of a boob on the 2nd line - thanks Paul Callus for your advice

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Curtis Moorman

Date: 8/1/2018 12:29:00 PM

Your limerick is very funny You could make lots of money Your products, if squeezed Could make one real pleased Congratulations to you, honey

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2018 12:31:00 PM

LOL curtis. I really should go back to my early poems like this one and see if they can be improved and then get them in an e book:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/27/2016 7:48:00 PM

Why do I keep coming back here? :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/27/2016 7:50:00 PM

I've no idea what the big attraction is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 6/15/2015 12:26:00 AM

Came back for a second peek here, now really Jan you can never tell me to "behave" after this!!!!!! hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/15/2015 1:15:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 4/13/2015 5:02:00 PM

Hi Jan, Absolutely brilliant stuff. Deserves POTD. You ROCK when it comes to these Limericks. A 7+++++ and another of your poems into my favourites. love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2015 1:02:00 AM

Thanks Shane - I am just happy to get reads and comments POTD is the icing on the cake:-) hugs Jan xx

Marilyn Williams

Date: 4/9/2015 7:28:00 PM

Lovethis, made me laugh. Great Poem for the week.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2015 1:23:00 AM

Thanks Marilyn:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/9/2015 2:58:00 PM

Had to come back and congratulate you on POTD!!! Well done, Jan! hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 3:01:00 PM

I have to say I was very surprised this poem got POTD so pleased my humour is here for one more day and the poem is getting greater exposure pardon the pun lol:-) thanks for your help:-) Hugs jan xx

Neva Romaine

Date: 4/9/2015 2:05:00 PM

Hey Jan, BIG congratulations on your wonderful poem being chosen for POTD! Ooh Jan, a funny one. Very expressive and I love it. Well deserved. Be Blessed, Neva

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 2:07:00 PM

Thanks so much Neva I am glad to be able to spread a little bit of humour around soup today:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 4/9/2015 12:37:00 PM

Glad to see your boobies are the meal of the day. I mean poem of the day. My goodness what was I thinking? Congratulations on your great pair. I mean poem. My goodness what was I thinking? I was thinking of the poem of the day wondering what's abreast and tits here. I mean it's here. My goodness what was I thinking? This'll give you great cleavage in the limerick contests. I mean leverage. My goodness what was I thinking? Off to see a Dolly Parton movie. I mean General Patton. My goodness...

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/9/2015 1:37:00 PM

Just read it again..... AAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HAHA!!! Crazy good!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/9/2015 1:36:00 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maurice...Maurice...Maurice....You got Jan on this one!!! As if your post down BELOW ;) wasn't bad enough....here you add icing on the cakes with the cherries on top. OH DEAR. I'm not good at this. You ROCK!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 1:35:00 PM

Hilarious my friend - you should be on the stage!Hugs jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 4/9/2015 11:41:00 AM

LOL...funny lady! Congrats on being chosen TPOD!! At 2 am, I saw this was POD. I tried to congratulate you, but the page disappeared...so I got a middle of the night preview...hugs, Rhonda

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 11:42:00 AM

I was stunned when I saw Rhonda - hope it raises a few smiles:-) hugs jan xx

David Meade

Date: 4/9/2015 8:51:00 AM

As an avid gardener, I love a good melon! Nicely done . . .

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:59:00 AM

I grew them in my greenhouse for the first time last year - they were only the size of a golf ball lol! Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/9/2015 8:47:00 AM

Back to congratulate you on another signature humouros piece. Thanks for keeping us smiling...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:59:00 AM

Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/9/2015 8:06:00 AM

Back again to congratulate you on Poem of the Day awesome write Blessings and hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:33:00 AM

Thanks again Eve for your 'support':-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 4/9/2015 7:59:00 AM

Very cute, Jan! A great Limerick. Made me laugh! Congrats on POTD. Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:32:00 AM

Thanks Sandra:-) hugs jan xx

James Horn

Date: 4/9/2015 7:41:00 AM

Bobbies were newbies which would please then also end up and tease. This poem came up as April 8th not 7th poem of the day. Oh, well. If they felt so swell to feel again they did compel and which one had been best was hard to tell. And before I have never seen any blue bees or boobies as big and tall like trees. Jim Horn

James Horn
Date: 4/9/2015 8:00:00 PM

Turned her breasts into a collage that said bon buoyage to her bra and you should have seen what we all saw. Jim Horn

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:32:00 AM

I would have posted it on 7th April UK time which is the reason for the difference Jim:-) Hugs jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr

Date: 4/9/2015 7:33:00 AM

congratulations Jan on your poems selection for Poem of the Day.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:31:00 AM

Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/9/2015 7:25:00 AM

.............. heavy to carry on each day ... :))) - Congratulations with a big SMILE, dear Jan !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:28:00 AM

I imagine they would give you back ache lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 4/9/2015 7:14:00 AM

haha grat to see this as the poem of the day! Love you humor, hugs. xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 8:27:00 AM

Thanks Cas - glad my melons are getting greater exposure lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 4/9/2015 4:34:00 AM

Well well well, looky who's here! ;) Your melons....won the day. Hugs, Jan. Congrats!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 5:50:00 AM

Oh Eileen I didn't realise that I'd got poem of the day ... oh i am grinning now:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 5:46:00 AM

ha ha ha wish mine were like that - or maybe not am happy with what I've got lol:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 4/8/2015 2:06:00 AM

Funny Limerick...which one got to wear the blue ribbon?

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 2:15:00 AM

LOL - wonder where they stuck it - that is more the issue lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/7/2015 11:00:00 PM

Did you see the one that is really, really big, there is now way they could get a fill or ??? To much is just to much :) espically if you're hanging to the floor. Blessings dear friend

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 2:03:00 AM

LOL Eve:-) Hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/7/2015 7:50:00 PM

G'day Jan... what was she doing hiding in the melons? I guess she wanted to get a feel for it. Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 2:02:00 AM

LOL-) Hugs jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 4/7/2015 6:40:00 PM

I got to go shopping more often...funny limerick. Now tell me, which aisle do they display boobies?

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 6:44:00 PM

lol juicy fruit aisle - lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/7/2015 5:40:00 PM

This is fantastic, JAn.The meter is really good. you have come far since your first limerick. also, I am honored you wrote about me. hahahaha

Maurice Yvonne
Date: 4/8/2015 7:32:00 PM

Hey I just good your joke Andrea, "you wrote about me" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Maurice Yvonne
Date: 4/8/2015 7:29:00 PM

The only meter I'm good at is the kind you put coins in when you park!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 5:45:00 PM

ha ha ha Andrea - i love that comment - I should have posted your picture instead lol:-) Hugs Jan xx i will stick this on the outside of the envelope for Darren's next card .. he will LOVE it lol:-) hugs Jan xx