Home » Poems » Jan Allison » Heavenly Body - Limerick Collaboration - Bawdy

Jan Allison | + Follow Poet |

Heavenly Body - Limerick Collaboration - Bawdy

Poet's Notes

(Show)

Become a Premium Member and post notes and photos about your poem like Jan Allison.

A nubile young vicar named Jude Was seen swimming, totally nude The bishop said WOW Just look at you now Your assets - they need to be viewed! Fiction write! 07-05-17 Invited him home for a drink A toast as their glasses did clink Robes down on the floor Performing a chore... How far will this story now sink. WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH The vicar bent over to pray The bishop could not look away So for his protection Took up a collection A robe now conceals his display WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN I think this story about being nude will sink low I will tell on those guys, all I know Those two men are not holy The bishop's roly-poly And the vicar used to be in a nude girly show WRITTEN BY LIN LANE The bishop was feeling romantic The vicar thought the man pedantic When the vicar turned around To give the bishop a frown The bishop gasped, "Lord, you're gigantic!" WRITTEN DALE GREGORY COZART Said Jude, will we both go to hell- Said bishop, you never can tell But please will you turn I've got carpet burn And my knees are beginning to swell WRITTEN BY GARY SMITH As the bishop continued to stare He thought such a body's not fair To see the nude vicar was hard on his ticker and soon he had to change underwear WRITTEN BY ROGER ADAMS Mother Teresa told me so In the heaven we’ll dance too slow If you want to come Bring us some Rum Otherwise you may stop and go WRITTEN BY PASHANG SALEHI btw... What would the Pontiff say? Would there be hell to pay? Or would the Pope just drop the soap and hope he'd be invited to play WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS When suddenly a knock at the door they decided they'd rather ignore in walked the pope, joined in the group grope next day they were all saddle sore WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER The pope thought it not at all freakly when asking the other men meekly that if they were game and would do the same they could set up appointments weekly WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART Jude's assets developed so well As the bishop could obviously tell But you might be surprised How it grew to that size Well, he used it to ring the church bell WRITTEN BY RAY GRIDLEY 07-06-17

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 1/27/2018 11:29:00 AM

This is such a crack-up!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/27/2018 11:34:00 AM

I wrote it for a friend she is a 'cannon' in the church - we call her a 'loose cannon ' lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 7/9/2017 4:09:00 AM

Well done to you and all the other amazing poets for producing these hilarious Limericks, amazing. :))

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2017 4:13:00 AM

I never know when one of my silly poems is going to turn into a collaboration ... there is still room for more if you want to add one Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Debbie Duncan

Date: 7/7/2017 6:14:00 PM

Great collaborations by all :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2017 6:56:00 PM

Thanks Debbie it is so lovely when other people join in and make one of my poems into a collaboration:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/6/2017 1:10:00 PM

There are some doosies ...I need to fav it

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 4:27:00 PM

I agree Tim it is fabulous to see other folks having fun:-) I never know when my sillies are going to turn into a collaboration they just seem to happen lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2017 11:57:00 AM

FANTASTIC writing from the folks here, jan. I hope to get in on this one. Right now I have to do comments and my professional development stuff, but if I have time tonight, I will give it a go. LOVE it.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 4:30:00 PM

These collaborations just seem to happen Andrea not every limerick I post ends up as a collab but it is so lovely to see people having such fun and the poems are hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/6/2017 10:13:00 AM

A sinserious string of gigglers!!! Huggaplums ~ j btw... What would the Pontiff say?//Would there be hell to pay?//Or would the Pope//just drop the soap//and hope he'd be invited to play?

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 4:32:00 PM

ha ha ha John fabulous I will add it right away:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/6/2017 9:47:00 AM

When suddenly a knock at the door, they decided they'd rather ignore, in walked the pope, joined in the group grope, next day they were all saddle sore

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 4:50:00 PM

thanks DT I'll post it now:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/6/2017 5:57:00 AM

An explosion of laughter and joy/ Is what these Limericks employ! Congratulations to all dear, Jan! Much enjoyed! My today's Limerick its somber but true!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 9:40:00 AM

I just write a poem and other's add to it, I just get such joy seeing other's writing and joining in:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 7/6/2017 2:24:00 AM

Mother Teresa told me so…. In the heaven we’ll dance too slow… If you want to come…. Bring us some Rum…. Otherwise you may stop and go…. Jan, my first Limerick just for you...

Pashang Salehi
Date: 7/6/2017 2:16:00 PM

I know you do.... and just because of you ....

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 2:34:00 AM

aww Pashang thanks so much for adding your poem:-) I love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 7/5/2017 7:48:00 PM

As the Vicar continued to stare.......He thought such a body's not fair......To see the nude vicar..........was hard on his ticker.........and soon he had to change underwear!............. Crazy stuff Jan. I really wonder about this bunch sometimes!! 8o] Roger

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2017 2:18:00 AM

ha ha ha Yes Roger I worry about myself I can't account for the others that I seem to inspire to write lol:-)Now I better add your fabulous contribution to the collaboration lol:-) xx Hugs jan xx I'll

Gary Smith

Date: 7/5/2017 4:07:00 PM

This is so funny. Said Jude, will we both go to hell- Said bishop, you never can tell- But please will you turn- I've got carpet burn- And my knees are beginning to swell.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 6:16:00 PM

such fun thanks guys I am crying with laughter here:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith
Date: 7/5/2017 6:15:00 PM

Thank you Dale :)

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/5/2017 6:03:00 PM

I especially love that verse.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 5:36:00 PM

This is so so funny Gary! I never know when the collaborations are going to happen as they are totally impromptu but it is wonderful to see so many people having fun with the limerick form which I LOVE. I have a collaboration contest open on the contest page, its just to encourage people to have a go at real collaboration not just adding a poem to one like this - do have a go if you are interested in writing with another poet on soup:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith
Date: 7/5/2017 5:31:00 PM

This is a real hoot Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 5:26:00 PM

oh help me I am drowning in tears of laughter Gary! that is so so so funny!:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 7/5/2017 3:43:00 PM

Jude was viewed in the pool But in this light the Bishop couldn't tell If Jude was a Girl or a Dude The Bishop was confused

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 5:20:00 PM

Lol Christopher:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 7/5/2017 12:58:00 PM

This is a great funny poem with some funny comments here too! LOL :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 1:01:00 PM

Feel free to join in the collab Heidi I will add the poems when I can:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 7/5/2017 12:45:00 PM

This is hilarious. And I love all the additions!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 2:47:00 PM

Will add your poem when I get back thanks for the soupmail:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 12:55:00 PM

Join in Dale it's turning into a collaboration lol - will add the poems later I find it difficult as I'm on my tablet atm:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/5/2017 12:43:00 PM

Too funny! Love it, Jan! My capture pic says HAH...lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 12:56:00 PM

ha ha ha, its turning into a collaboration, feel free to add your verse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/5/2017 12:32:00 PM

Oh geeze...we're off again... I think this story about being nude will sink low/ I will tell on those guys, all I know/ Those two men are not holy/ The bishop's roly-poly/ And the vicar used to be in a nude girly show

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 2:54:00 PM

I'll add your poem when I can. Thanks for the mail lin ;-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/5/2017 12:44:00 PM

Also funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 12:37:00 PM

ha ha ha Lin I didn't expect this to get such hilarious comments - are you up for a collaboration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 7/5/2017 12:24:00 PM

That was funny. The vicar bent over to pray - The bishop could not look away - So for his protection - Took up a collection - A robe now conceals his display

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 12:36:00 PM

ha ha ha that is absolutely hilarious - shall I make it a collaboration as Lin and Tim have also done limerick replies lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/5/2017 12:13:00 PM

invited him home for a drink...a toast as their glasses did clink...robes down on the floor... performing a chore...how far will this story now sink....lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2017 12:22:00 PM

ha ha ha that's hilarious Tim!:-) .... collaboration time???? :-) hugs Jan xx