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A limerick is a fun five-line form of poetry with a distinct AABBA rhyme scheme. Limerick poems are often funny or silly and have a strict meter, but there is more to a limerick. What is limerick in poetry (complete definition)?
The Nun and The Racecar
Written: May 13, 2024 For: Palindrome Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor: Joseph May
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At noon,...
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Categories:
car, humor,
Form: Limerick
Palindrome LimericksThere was a young woman named ANNA
who spoke to her sister named HANNAH.
ANNA said “You’re a good MUM,
and maybe I’m just a NUN,
but SIS, I’m no second banana!”
Then ANNA asked what is a ROTATOR?
Does it...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Limerick
Dirty Deed of a ScallywagAt noon, I heard what sounded like a pop
It continued all eve, and wouldn't stop
Now, it sounds like a peep
Aha! More like a beep
I am not a kook! In my eye there's a drop.
Mom...
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Categories:
humor,
Form: Limerick
Yard Work
Yard Work
Written: by Miracle Man
5/13/2024
The morning has started with a drizzle falling,
my name, the tall grass, seems to be calling.
But a puddled yard,
makes mowing hard,
and daily rains have made mowing appalling.
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Categories:
rain, work,
Form: Limerick
Failed Marriages
Failed Marriages
Written: by Miracle Man
5/12/2024
Many marriages are failures due to one’s inattention,
and it wasn’t either party’s lack of plan or intention.
But from the start,
they drifted apart.
Because neither party would seek God’s intervention.
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Categories:
god, marriage,
Form: Limerick
Give God Your Fears
Give God Your Fears
Written: by Miracle Man
5/12/2024
Many times we’re found overcome by fear,
and we seek God’s face and a friendly ear.
When God gets involved,
fear problems get solved.
and seldom are things as they first appear.
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Categories:
faith, fear, god,
Form: Limerick
When I Tattled on Ana
An undisciplined terrible tot,
Ana did awful things quite a lot.
Uncle Bob she did kick.
I told Dad. With a stick,
a good spanking my sis at last got!...
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Categories:
children,
Form: Limerick
Ewe Called
Repaper the walls of the loo
Bob got messy, covered in glue
Such sagas to be had
So Bob rang up his dad
But Dad’s busy lambing a ewe
His dad said, “I’ll visit you later”
As Madam ewe, I must...
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Categories:
birth, farm, father son,
Form: Limerick
The Racecar Driver
My mom drove like a racecar driver,
this ma'am was always the first arriver;
Abba loud was such a hoot,
stopped, the car would peep and toot;
aha- again . . . I was a...
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Categories:
fun,
Form: Limerick
A Hard Day's NightHe was known as a sexual delight
Cuz he knew how to do it just right
She would knock on his door
Just to do it some more
Which would keep him up most of the...
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Categories:
lust,
Form: Limerick
I'll see you in my dreamsChet Atkin’s life work was profound
Mr. Guitar made Nashville’s sound
There’s no one to fret
Yet do one more set
From around his burial mound...
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Categories:
death, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Palindrome LimerickMiss, I am totally on the level
Civic duty to call out the devil
My bad deed radar is strong
Also a good eye for wrong
Madam, in misfortune I don't revel...
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Categories:
words,
Form: Limerick
Fancy thatA voluptuous woman named Carol
Adored wearing transparent apparel
Did I just see a boob?
She may as well be nude
Humph, she'll be turning all the men feral
This gal Carol has a bit of a cheek
Doesn't mind giving...
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Categories:
fun,
Form: Limerick
Virile Explorer
He was virile voyager called Stanley,
with slurping tongue he could burn cold alley.
In journey from top downward
his...
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Categories:
humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Shopping Spree
This old madam bought a big Christmas tree,
size could be problem she did not foresee.
Low level door frame it hit,
...
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Limerick Poems
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Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?