War Limerick Poems
These War Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about War. These are the best examples of Limerick War poems written by international poets.
they were not humanWe’d already beaten Japan
But the A-bomb was Truman’s plan
To tell Russian reds
We’ll cut you to shreds
And that’s how the Cold War began
We flashed two targets...
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racism, world war ii,
it's ok - just chillHamas killers would the wall scale
An Israel intelligence fail
But revengeful war
To settle that score
Is rampage that veils this detail
Dropping bombs with impunity
Kills all...
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irony, war,
rap it upIs hip hop the place for a spat?
Kendrick and Drake each see a rat
For whom should we root?
They're both rappers cute
And fans will snap to...
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rap, war,
peace proposal IVNow Israel’s a southern estate
Irate Texans squeal feeling hate
This deal in their rear
Is a long horn’s bum steer
But cash gift cards trump this debate...
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islamic, jewish, money, peace,
peace proposal IIIThe Palestine mess can now stop
By copping a real estate swap
To keep Israel great
Carve a 51st state
In Texas should Jews their roots drop...
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islamic, jewish, peace, war,
peace proposal IIIf Jews would think outside the box
To Arabs they’d sell Israel’s rocks
The deal would work well
Islam’s anger to quell
Since extremists does it outfox...
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islamic, jewish, peace, war,
peace proposal IJerusalem is Israel’s prize
Land in demand Jews idolize
A Palestine state
Is denied and will wait
For more war before compromise...
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islamic, jewish, peace, war,
Limericks IXLimericks IX
Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch
The world’s first antinatalist limerick?
Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...
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fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
Third World WarMy thought was the third world war had begun
Fireworks plagued our 'hood by the megaton
I placed...
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humorous, new years day,
MarsThere once was a planet called Mars
Who set out among the stars
It came back one day
In the exact same way
And victory was claimed back by...
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creation,
October BleedsHe reached into his tefillin.
Pulled out a rusty AK47.
Instead of turning the cheek.
It was time for a fall bleed.
Rules changed on October the 7th....
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war,
Israel Vs HamasCould conditions terribly sad
Lead captives to do something bad
When a sheriff not cool
Won’t let compassion rule
Do lifers in prison go mad?
Did structure that...
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abuse, anti bullying, forgiveness,
Forward Ukraine. for public domain
We forget more wars than we fight,
and sooner the warriors, who fade from the Light;
and the stories we tell,
those who stood, those...
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courage, war,
A Time Without WarHas there ever been a time without war
Given the long history of man it's been rare
Sometime somewhere
Sitting in my big easy chair
It's inherent in...
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war,
The Show That Was NotBathed was the Tower's top in blue,
The base boasted of yellow hue,
‘As mark of our support’,
But all this show fell short,
For, what's needed was not...
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satire, war,