Love Limerick Poems

AI- now a new world for us;
create without worry or fuss.
   With just a mouse click
   you'll find a cheat trick...

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I am the new robot,
do you want to guess what.
I will change your life,
better take it in strife.
Now I can't be caught....

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Honesty void of a duplex gives rash,
Meekness without a Limo makes men harsh,
life should be less hard
love with credit card
My man should be god-fearing but...

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She tempted the rich Mister Claymore

And then she didn't have to say more

He wined her and dined her

But here's a reminder 

You get what you...

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The push-pull that provides rapport
Could faith in designers restore
More sense of our choice
Tempts us to rejoice
And make love not war with their door...

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The reminder, waking me from 
my reverie, the shattering of the
 cup of glass
This put paid to my revered sleep
 as a gloss
It was only...

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I heard the special child uttered his wow
Midst yehey and yay gestures can allow 
Shouting love for Mom with zest
Who does give dead level best…
By...

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I love every hair upon your head
Although you've hardly any left Fred
Oh, those silver strands
I stroked with my hands
Are appearing all over the bed.

I’m peeved...

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Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...

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Like a scorned ex-stripper hell has no fury
but how I would love to be on that jury.
  To call out the sex troll vamp
...

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Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!

In...

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There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for...

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In bed, Maya looked at the ceiling,
and asked for a cup of Darjeeling,
then turned to her lover,
under the cover,
and said what a wonderful feeling!
...

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How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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A FELLOW FROM RYDE

An innocent fellow from Ryde
Had trouble in bed with his bride
For no-one had said
And he hadn’t read
All about the physical side

They purchased...

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