Humorous Poems | Examples of Humorous Poetry

Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., crafted when Wallace and Gromit returned from their trip to the moon, which I can prov-olone huck curd (within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem...Read the rest...

HILLAIRE BELLOC With nonsense verse oh so light ever humerous* & never trite ...Read the rest...

we interrupt this program to plug a sponsor without power tired of fishing the choppy banks? otherwise known 'round these parts as breakin, --into--the--flow ...Read the rest...

April 29—The sense of an ending… End of Trump Reality TV Show? While watching the Trump trials I sense an ending To the Trump Reality TV show. As he is revealed to be What he is Nothing but...Read the rest...

He was virile voyager called Stanley, with slurping tongue he could burn cold alley. In journey from top downward his...Read the rest...

This old madam bought a big Christmas tree, size could be problem she did not foresee. Low level door frame it hit, ...Read the rest...

you haffa come jake, rodeo won’t be fun without yew. I’m sorta gonna help with the wrangl’n. Jake coulda gone, but he wanted to see Sally new dance hall girl that worked in the big saloon musta made six...Read the rest...

'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy' 'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley' 'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-takes-a-lengthier-mile' 'Hand-law-a-forty-fi--ive'/'And-make-that-bestnerd-hop-with-a-smile' 'Your-dancing-half-you-spun-le--eft'/'You-alone-with-Suave-south-for-a-drive' 'Not-as-Missing-Per--sons'/'Posters-as-being-Wan-ted-Dead-or-Alive' 'Your-thrones-King's-and-Que--een's'/'The-Court-Jester-made-his-sweet-sixteen' 'Queen-is-expec-ti--ing'/'King's-glad-Jester-fa-ces-le-Guil-lo-tine' 'Judges-and-Ju--dy's'/'This-here-courtroom-is-in-repossession' 'Gavels-get-rea--dy'/'And-assault-with-deadly-precision' 'Guilty-as-cha--arged'/'Throw-the-book-at-um-as-they-cry-out-ouch!' 'Innocent-is-set-fre--ee'/'After-those-they-accused-gouged-their-eyes-out!' 'Kamala-is-the-fel--la'/'Lady-Justice-like-the-blindfolders-spawn' 'The-Justices-all-wa--atched'/'As-U.-S.-Constitution-burned-on-the-lawn' 'Pu-tin's-confus--sion'/'Non-goes-front-or-back-of-fic--ti--on' 'Tales-from-Tsar's-wo--ods'/'Rasputin-Myname-front- or-back-a-muse' 'Biden-casta--Net's'/'And-Yahoo's-all-over-Is-ra-el' 'Joe-cuts-China-tea--time'/'Pekoe-dives-inside-Starbuck's-swimming-pool'...Read the rest...

A racecar Claire wanted to drive. Oh, madam if you want to survive refer to these notes; she sees it’s for boats. It’s a kayak you need, sakes alive!...Read the rest...

A lubricious lady from Kent one night to a nightclub she went; there, she spied a young guy thought she'd give it a try; turned out, given that up for Lent! So she lingered around at the bar; when soon entered...Read the rest...

Watch out for a girl named Brandy. She goes around stealing candy. Even worse, she will try to steal a girl’s guy, for Brandy also is randy. She’s sure an insatiable chick. Though lollipops she loves to lick, she has also been...Read the rest...

Indigo shades the western light, Amber suffuses Shaman’s sight, Mottled moans of a whispered soul, Bellows churning Phaethon’s coals. Embrace the night-birds warbled song, In chanting verse that lasts not long, Nor echoes past the dying sun, Gifts given gone but not...Read the rest...

Humorous Patter Sayings Bow to your partner now let's begin Lift your skirts and kick his shin Hold it tight and jump and cuss Don't worry you can't offend us Get her back gents, catch her quick Snap her bra...Read the rest...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a cowboy from Texas, Whose life was a whirlwind of nexus. He rode through the plains, In sunshine and rains, Inside his comfortable Lexus. ...Read the rest...

Feeling not so cute But if you have a big face Indeed, that's for sure....Read the rest...