Funny Limerick Poems
These Funny Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Limerick Funny poems written by international poets.
Dogtrot
There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
The largest bladder of all
inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!...
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Categories:
animal, cute, dog, funny,
Madam
A woman preferred to be called madam,
Her chin’s level was at highest kingdom;
She bought a precious kayak,
To show she’s ma’am of luck;
At noon, she cried...
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Categories:
change, funny,
Rush HourI run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell
Damn it, my car broke down the day before...
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Categories:
anxiety, funny, homework, humor,
Spoiled MilkFunny/Bawdy Limerick
Spoiled Milk
The milk man and Sue like to shag.
"The milkman sure digs me," she'd brag.
Well the milk man delivered!
And Sue sure got the shivers!
But...
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Categories:
fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
Categories:
appreciation,
SIBLING SUPPORT
Special child triumphs midst physical zest
Expressing his love with warm gestures’ best
As his hugs and embrace
Reign over wheelchair race
Making him the winner in running test!
In...
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Categories:
appreciation, blessing, child, christian,
tale of the trash-licking witchI once lived with a yapping trash-licker
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her...
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Categories:
funny, giggle,
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just...
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Categories:
drink, food, friend, giggle,
light humorThere once was a fellow named Will,
Whose nose was exceedingly ill.
He sneezed with great force,
And altered his course,
he's orbiting Jupiter still!
There once was a lady...
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Categories:
humor,
Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing...
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Categories:
cool, funny, kid, sports,
Limerick
there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch...
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Categories:
fish, fishing, funny,
LimericksA scientist said to his mate
“We came from the line of primate!”
Said one of the men,
While waving his pen,
“Refer to yourself, not us, mate.”
An ape...
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Categories:
funny, science,
Journey of the Escargot-Funny Limerick Poetry Contest~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Henry carried his house on his back,
He could get up and leave, no need to pack.
Although travel was slow
For this escargot
He traveled alone, made...
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Categories:
humor, journey,
When the Urge Strikes - For JanJill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now...
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Categories:
funny, humor,
Disciplined Dog-line
In restive response to the nature’s call,
in the disciplined dog-line they all fall.
Not far is the...
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Categories:
funny,