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Heather on the hills - BAWDY WARNING



A shepherdess, I’ll call her Heather
Loved coitus when dressed in black leather
High up in the hills
She’s getting her thrills
And getting wet in the wild weather

The farmer, his first name is Jock
Was willing to get out his cock
To have lots of nookie
Whilst her sheepdog, Rookie
Saw little lambs running amok!

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Tony Hargreaves Date: 5/11/2024 10:14:00 AM Hi Jan. Another brilliant piece of bawdy verse. You surely are the expert at Limericks. There's one we used to chant that started - There was a young lady from Neath. ..... I forget the rest of the words. Do you know this one? Perhaps, remind me of how it goes.. Tony X
Jennifer Proxenos Date: 5/11/2024 7:41:00 AM So proud to have know you on poetry soup Jan and to think 6 years ago you were my first comment on this site with, Blonde, absent minded or Fair' also humorous, have also got a book published on Amazon - Teas break poems, but very much an apprentice, we edited it ourselves. You will remain the poop queen for many, may years to come my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Victor Buhagiar Date: 5/10/2024 2:40:00 AM The Queen has spoken. Long live the Queen.
Martin Challender Date: 5/10/2024 12:17:00 AM OMG! That has to be a serious contender in the bawdy limerick stakes :)
Valsa George Date: 5/9/2024 9:18:00 PM Ooh ! Lol....Your limericks can chase the blues away! Indeed you are the unrivaled queen of bawdy limericks, dear Jan. More than anything I love the imaginative element in them and your unforced easy rhymes!
Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/9/2024 8:58:00 AM Can picture the scene…oh my eyes…lol
Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/9/2024 6:31:00 AM Little Bo Peep, lost her sheep. It was no longer whiter than snow. She found it with Peter. Who would never eat her. He preferred sheep on the go.
Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/9/2024 6:26:00 AM You kill me lol
David Crandall Date: 5/8/2024 8:44:00 PM The warning attracted my attention. I wasn't disappointed - good job Jan!
Ilene Bauer Date: 5/8/2024 1:09:00 PM i can't believe you got away with this one, jan! good for you! hilarious, as always...
Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/8/2024 12:33:00 PM I agree with Lin, bawdy indeed! hahaha
Lin Lane Date: 5/8/2024 10:44:00 AM ahemmmm... Bawdy warning, indeed! You plied this to the limit without being censored. You naughty little lady ;-)
Arthur Vaso Date: 5/8/2024 9:42:00 AM Funny, great write!

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