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For Brian's April Footle contst  Won 3rd place...

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Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good porn in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"...

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A masochist plans his own burial
You'd think our man was malarial
  But a fallacy it is
  'Tis pain that is his
Ado for such an actuarial...

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A limrick for Viv Wigly,
I had to scrawl my words so Kwigly,
Vino a proposal
Alcohol at disposal
I barf’d and my writing is Sqwigly

10/10/2016...

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Good morning ma’am, how do you do?
How I wish I was going with you
On a trip on a boat
With a sail for a coat
Crossing rain, sky, and windy storms too...

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I thought I saw a duck going amuck
In front of a racing truck,
Not much fun at first spy
To find as I go by,
That duck driving this truck was a cluck....

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a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass


10/08/16...

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A silly tall man from Walsall
   Thought that  climbing high on a wall
   And standing on top
   By starting his drop
   That this fall would turn him back small....

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Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa, 
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!



10-12-16...

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Stood looking down upon skin tan and glowing
As this bikini clad girl was not knowing
Soon I was blushing
My blood quickly rushing
For most of a ravishing boob was now showing...

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Andy's crib was so small
For a gait or a crawl
Boos and tantrum
brought busy mum
Oh this was a catcall. 










vivs missing lttr contst - Poetry Contest for Money
10-09-2016...

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John Abbott was thrown from his mount
Right in front of a girl who might count
Cuss words ran from his lips
As his pants ran in rips
To mask it John sat down in a fount


10/7/2016
My Contst Pom...

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Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers 

Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain....

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Last Christmas an ugly old frog

got fat drinking holiday nog.

But I saw him this fall

looking not fat at all -

in bright shorts out taking a jog!


Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst...

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In front of a blackboard I walk
Around in my classroom and talk
Of motion and fall,
Gravity on a ball,
My hands and my shirt full of chalk.


October 12, 2016
For vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...

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May was riding on a duck
                         For thirty two odd days
                         What that girl was thinking of
                         Is difficult to say
                         But that pond got rid of muck!...

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my contst pom - compliant son!


Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!


12th October 2016...

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My Contst Pom

On day I saw a dog,
Who’s mug was that of a frog,
His bark was a croak,
That astonishd the folks,
Who stood by th swamp aghast.

Written: 10/11/16
Submitted for: vivs missing lttr contst - Potry Contst
Sponsored by: Viv Wigly...

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My Contst Pom

‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam transforms flash in his pan into pulp-mash

08th October 2016...

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Poor Viv got caught in his loo 
(Was sporting his pink tutu) 
His Mrs. was mad 
Said you ‘stupid lad - 
your hairy thighs still show through!

My contst pom Sponsor’d by Viv Wiggly

chckd with how many syllabls 7,7,5,5,7

10~07~16...

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An artist rolls his brush full of vibrant color across a Canvas
A window to a distant world soon forms, a Catalog or Atlas.
A land of curious blooms, and candy floss
Odd bits of colorful stalk brim floating moss.
This land of flamboyant fun, and pinkish bananas....

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Giving up smoking and taking up vape
Hey! that's about as stupid 
As giving up sex and taking up rape! 

Written July 22, 2022
[Thought as I passed a vape shop!]
Submitted to "Bite Size Poem No. 51" Poetry Contst
Sponsored by Line Gauthier...

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I know a guy from timbuktu.
Who works at his family zoo. 
Has body odor so strong,
That could shock Mr. King Kong.
Bo put on a mask and muu muu.



muu•muu ('mu?mu) 

n., pl. -muus.
a long, loose-hanging dress, usu. brightly 
colored or patterned.

10-09-16
Premiere Contest: vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsor: Viv Wigley...

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Up
early
and I have
not done a thing
but sit at my computer, read and write.

Why does this seem so lazy and wasteful?
Years of labor
should have earned
me some
rest.

Verse,
is it
a type of
work or are my
writings to be considered frivolous?

Work ethics were imposed on me at birth. 
Mother abhorred
laziness.
She banned
it.





written for Jaryd's  tetractys contst




Written for...

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Always Half-Full


My day is a happy affair

with spirit my thinking is fair

glass always half-full

no 'half-missing' bull

Fruition I do not impair.


Sandra M. Haight

~1st Place~
Premiere Contest: vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsor: Viv Wigley
Judged: 10/12/2016

Rules: Write a Limerick without using words that contain the letter "e".
Title the poem: 'my contst pom' ('my contest poem' without any "e").
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