Short Contst Poems
Short Contst Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Contst by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Contst by length and keyword.
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For Brian's April Footle contst Won 3rd place...
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Categories:
contst, funny
Form:
Light Verse
My Contst Pom
Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good porn in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"...
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Categories:
contst, funny, sexy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
A masochist plans his own burial
You'd think our man was malarial
But a fallacy it is
'Tis pain that is his
Ado for such an actuarial...
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Categories:
contst, bereavement, dark, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
A limrick for Viv Wigly,
I had to scrawl my words so Kwigly,
Vino a proposal
Alcohol at disposal
I barf’d and my writing is Sqwigly
10/10/2016...
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Categories:
contst, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
Good morning ma’am, how do you do?
How I wish I was going with you
On a trip on a boat
With a sail for a coat
Crossing rain, sky, and windy storms too...
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Categories:
contst, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
I thought I saw a duck going amuck
In front of a racing truck,
Not much fun at first spy
To find as I go by,
That duck driving this truck was a cluck....
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Categories:
contst, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass
10/08/16...
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Categories:
contst, wine,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
A silly tall man from Walsall
Thought that climbing high on a wall
And standing on top
By starting his drop
That this fall would turn him back small....
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Categories:
contst, silly,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa,
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!
10-12-16...
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Categories:
contst, animal, humor, star,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
.
Stood looking down upon skin tan and glowing
As this bikini clad girl was not knowing
Soon I was blushing
My blood quickly rushing
For most of a ravishing boob was now showing...
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Categories:
contst, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
Andy's crib was so small
For a gait or a crawl
Boos and tantrum
brought busy mum
Oh this was a catcall.
vivs missing lttr contst - Poetry Contest for Money
10-09-2016...
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Categories:
contst, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
John Abbott was thrown from his mount
Right in front of a girl who might count
Cuss words ran from his lips
As his pants ran in rips
To mask it John sat down in a fount
10/7/2016
My Contst Pom...
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Categories:
contst, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers
Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain....
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Categories:
contst, america, autumn, travel,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
Last Christmas an ugly old frog
got fat drinking holiday nog.
But I saw him this fall
looking not fat at all -
in bright shorts out taking a jog!
Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst...
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Categories:
contst, animal,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
In front of a blackboard I walk
Around in my classroom and talk
Of motion and fall,
Gravity on a ball,
My hands and my shirt full of chalk.
October 12, 2016
For vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...
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Categories:
contst, humor,
Form:
Limerick
'my Contst Pom'
May was riding on a duck
For thirty two odd days
What that girl was thinking of
Is difficult to say
But that pond got rid of muck!...
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Categories:
contst, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
my contst pom - compliant son!
Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!
12th October 2016...
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Categories:
contst, animal, funny, son,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
My Contst Pom
On day I saw a dog,
Who’s mug was that of a frog,
His bark was a croak,
That astonishd the folks,
Who stood by th swamp aghast.
Written: 10/11/16
Submitted for: vivs missing lttr contst - Potry Contst
Sponsored by: Viv Wigly...
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Categories:
contst, animal, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
My Contst Pom
‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam transforms flash in his pan into pulp-mash
08th October 2016...
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Categories:
contst, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
Poor Viv got caught in his loo
(Was sporting his pink tutu)
His Mrs. was mad
Said you ‘stupid lad -
your hairy thighs still show through!
My contst pom Sponsor’d by Viv Wiggly
chckd with how many syllabls 7,7,5,5,7
10~07~16...
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Categories:
contst, body, clothes, for him, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My Contst Pom
An artist rolls his brush full of vibrant color across a Canvas
A window to a distant world soon forms, a Catalog or Atlas.
A land of curious blooms, and candy floss
Odd bits of colorful stalk brim floating moss.
This land of flamboyant fun, and pinkish bananas....
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Categories:
contst, art,
Form:
Limerick
Vape
Giving up smoking and taking up vape
Hey! that's about as stupid
As giving up sex and taking up rape!
Written July 22, 2022
[Thought as I passed a vape shop!]
Submitted to "Bite Size Poem No. 51" Poetry Contst
Sponsored by Line Gauthier...
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Categories:
contst, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Epigram
My Pom Contst
I know a guy from timbuktu.
Who works at his family zoo.
Has body odor so strong,
That could shock Mr. King Kong.
Bo put on a mask and muu muu.
muu•muu ('mu?mu)
n., pl. -muus.
a long, loose-hanging dress, usu. brightly
colored or patterned.
10-09-16
Premiere Contest: vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsor: Viv Wigley...
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Categories:
contst, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Work Or Leisure
Up
early
and I have
not done a thing
but sit at my computer, read and write.
Why does this seem so lazy and wasteful?
Years of labor
should have earned
me some
rest.
Verse,
is it
a type of
work or are my
writings to be considered frivolous?
Work ethics were imposed on me at birth.
Mother abhorred
laziness.
She banned
it.
written for Jaryd's tetractys contst
Written for...
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Categories:
contst, work
Form:
Tetractys
Always Half-Full
Always Half-Full
My day is a happy affair
with spirit my thinking is fair
glass always half-full
no 'half-missing' bull
Fruition I do not impair.
Sandra M. Haight
~1st Place~
Premiere Contest: vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsor: Viv Wigley
Judged: 10/12/2016
Rules: Write a Limerick without using words that contain the letter "e".
Title the poem: 'my contst pom' ('my contest poem' without any "e").
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Categories:
contst, happiness, hope, success,
Form:
Limerick