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Poor Viv got caught in his loo (Was sporting his pink tutu) His Mrs. was mad Said you ‘stupid lad - your hairy thighs still show through! My contst pom Sponsor’d by Viv Wiggly chckd with how many syllabls 7,7,5,5,7 10~07~16

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Farrah Veronica Sinha

Date: 10/17/2016 10:49:00 PM

Ha ha nice one. Good laugh & sassy pink tutu ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/4/2016 4:43:00 PM

Thanks Farrah:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 10/14/2016 11:01:00 AM

Lovely outfit. Congratulations Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2016 4:24:00 PM

He sure looks good in tights Charlie lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 10/13/2016 7:13:00 PM

Too funny, Jan! Congratulations on your podium win! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 7:15:00 PM

Thanks Sandra I am SO delighted Viv liked my poem:-) if you have time please enter my limerick contest it is filling so quickly!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 10/13/2016 10:45:00 AM

lol!!! so funny Jan!Congrats on your placement :)-luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 11:07:00 AM

Thanks so much LuLoo I hope you have time to write for my contest I see it is filling fast! my fingers are itching to see the poems but at this rate it will close by the weekend:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/13/2016 7:29:00 AM

Congrats!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 11:06:00 AM

Thanks so much Kim: - I hope you have time to write for my contest I see it is filling fast!:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 10/13/2016 7:11:00 AM

Congrats on your win, Jan. And fun pics.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 11:06:00 AM

I am so delighted Agnes - hope you have time to write for my contest I see it is filling fast!:-) hugs jan xx

Tony Devers

Date: 10/13/2016 3:37:00 AM

Congrats Jan. Great little ditty, and great photos too!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:55:00 AM

Thanks Tony:-) I hope you will enter the contest I've just put up:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 10/13/2016 1:19:00 AM

Congratulations on your win with this funny one, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:55:00 AM

Thanks so much Jo:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe

Date: 10/12/2016 11:46:00 PM

back again to congratulate you on your win - well done Mark

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:56:00 AM

Thanks so much Mark I can't wait to read your entry for my contest:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/12/2016 11:02:00 PM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your fine win:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:56:00 AM

Do enter my contest if you have time:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 10/12/2016 10:04:00 PM

Bravo! I'm into Leotards now ;) Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:57:00 AM

ha ha ha thanks so much Mr Viv and also for letting me use your pic lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 10/12/2016 10:01:00 PM

Back atcha with congratulations, Jan \o/

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:57:00 AM

Thanks so much Darren:-) hugs jan xx

Larry Bradfield

Date: 10/12/2016 9:50:00 PM

Great write and great humor! Congratulations, Jan....Larry

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:57:00 AM

Thanks so much Larry - do enter my contest if you have time:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 10/12/2016 9:39:00 PM

I'm back to congratulate you, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2016 5:58:00 AM

Thanks so much Janice - my limerick contest is up on soup now:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe

Date: 10/10/2016 5:57:00 AM

Hilarious Jan - I'm back - Great humour as usual. Good luck in the contest. Mark

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2016 5:58:00 AM

Great to see you back:-) thanks for dropping by:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 10/9/2016 1:16:00 AM

Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/9/2016 3:50:00 AM

hee heee hee I Hope Mr Viv doesn't mind me sharing his secret lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/8/2016 7:05:00 PM

oh gosh, I am seeing such good ones like yours, Jan. Sure hope I get inspired to do a fun one here!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 7:07:00 PM

I've seen one I wish I had written lol:-) I think Viv will have fun judging this one:-)I'm sure you will write a gem Andrea! hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/8/2016 12:26:00 PM

.... omg. I love this one, Jan !!! - A 7 ! - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 12:28:00 PM

I know Mr Viv has a great sense of humour I hope he likes the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/8/2016 9:16:00 AM

What a sad world it is//cannot P, only pizz//without the ' '//don't you s**//Aach! an awful thing is thiz!// Nice job Jan. Gotta love those pink tutus;-) I tried to write an E-less lim'rik but I couldn't keep it 'PG' rated. huggerbugs ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 10:20:00 AM

ha ha ha John - it is a real challenge not to write using the letter E I would have loved to see your non pg limerick lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Inman

Date: 10/8/2016 7:26:00 AM

Jan, Jan, LOL I knew you would write a great one. Viv will be laughing so hard his whisky will be spraying out of his nose (single malt of course).

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 7:28:00 AM

LOL James:-) I think Viv will have a tough contest to judge I have seen some fabulous poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 10/8/2016 5:45:00 AM

jan, you are incorrigible, hahaha... a-okay to me!..huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 6:38:00 AM

I had fun writing this Nette it is quite a challenge not to use the letter e:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 10/8/2016 5:00:00 AM

Lol...nice one Jan...Gl in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 6:41:00 AM

Thanks Joseph I hope Viv likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 10/8/2016 4:53:00 AM

Vry funny Jan, I ndd up falling out of bd almost, thy st m back into th pillows. Good luck in th contst. Darrn xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 12:15:00 PM

ha ha ha - gosh that's not happened to me for many years - horrid when it happens and you haven't got a tissue handy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White
Date: 10/8/2016 7:29:00 AM

Oh, Jan, really really, this cracked me up and my drink went through my nose. Those pictures :D :D

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 6:43:00 AM

Oh do look after yourself Darren - knowing you you will write a poem about your escapades - your spirit shines through! hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/8/2016 4:17:00 AM

Lol!Jan, The picture and the limerick is soooo funny! I don't know how you manage to find the" right" picture for your poems. You definitely met the challenge. I'm sure you will be on the list. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. A Big seveng:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 6:44:00 AM

I write the poem then search for a pic lol - these were perfect and they just fit in with the rules as he's not nude lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 10/7/2016 8:28:00 PM

Good one, Jan--7. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 10/8/2016 6:46:00 AM

Thanks so much Janice I have seen some fun poems:-) hugs jan xx