Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day.
tale of the trash-licking witchI once lived with a yapping trash-licker
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her rotting fart
makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker..
She’s a...
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Categories:
funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’ he says to me.
‘I did not know you had a...
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Categories:
child, funny, humor, mother
Form: Free verse
Fair and Square Dancing Patter SayingsHumorous Patter Sayings
Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin
Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't offend us
Get her back gents, catch her quick
Snap her bra...
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Categories:
dance, funny, humorous,
Form: Lyric
CAPTAIN FEARLESSA man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At least that is what I think
Captain Fearless afraid of a...
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Categories:
change, character, feelings, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing on his radar view
a race with a Kayak would too-
Mam...
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Categories:
cool, funny, kid, sports,
Form: Limerick
This is also NOT a poem It does involve a sick battle thoughHey all, before I go take my leave I do have something that I would like to share with everyone.
I was a part of a really fun hard hitting freestyle battle that people seem to...
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Categories:
creation, funny, rap,
Form: Free verse
77
7 can make many things:
When paired with 11, it can give us snacks
When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot
Paired with just one, and an I, It can get us...
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Categories:
funny, math,
Form: Free verse
Respect For The ShoeThe things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I would be fuming
Do you think I get a day off...
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Categories:
appreciation, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Limerick
there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch of the day
...
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Categories:
fish, fishing, funny,
Form: Limerick
FunnyFunny
Your laughter when
None is called for, is
Not funny
Unless I can
Find it funny too
*Reverse Acrostic*...
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Categories:
funny,
Form: Acrostic
LimericksA scientist said to his mate
“We came from the line of primate!”
Said one of the men,
While waving his pen,
“Refer to yourself, not us, mate.”
An ape heard the scientist say
That men share the same gene as...
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Categories:
funny, science,
Form: Limerick
When the Urge Strikes - For JanJill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now wet, oh no!
Roy went for his early morning run
Soon his...
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Categories:
funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Bombastic FriendshipDancing in my heart,some friendship it seems
a solace butterfly , fluttering it seems
a moon with many faces,all bright it seems
for love is freedom,all pure it seems
To the melody of my heart,
all lubb dubb...
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Categories:
funny, art, butterfly, care, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Disciplined Dog-line
In restive response to the nature’s call,
in the disciplined dog-line they all fall.
Not far is the place to pee,
...
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Categories:
funny,
Form: Limerick
They Gathered Outside My House
They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!
"We're being invaded, my dear!
Please quickly come home, for I fear
these huge...
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Categories:
emotions, fate, funny, metaphor,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Funny Poems
Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics:
adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers
and more.
Definition | What is Funny in Poetry?
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