Amusing Poems - Poems about Amusing

Waiting for your other half, as she visits the loo It’s usually the shopping mall, where she joins in the queue, You stand with the guys, in equal appreciation Of the predicament we find ourselves, in this situation. Nobody...Read the rest...

I have lost my spectacles I can't read or write without them I search my table, drawers, bed and selves I am totally helpless and at a loss without them. Oh! I might forget what I need to...Read the rest...

A MUSE – OR AMUSING? You say that you love my poetry; You tell me all the time. My syllable count is perfection, You’ve been seduced by my rhyme. When you introduce me to your friends, You refer to me as...Read the rest...

intrigued by thesaurus given by Joe Morris look up the word porous who? asks my friend Doris amusing my friend Boris a gift from friend Morris I love a thesaurus this takes care of Doris I relook up porous amusing my friend Boris...Read the rest...

Seen in the movies, swishing swords about, Those Ninja fighters make you want to run, Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out, Would challenge me: my Ninja skills are none. However do they manage all they do? So swathed in...Read the rest...

When did music begin for us? For you? When did musicians separate from Earth's music? Were we thereby commodified as professionals instead of cooperative healers engagers story tellers poets lyricists dancers singers instrumentalists operatic staged performers, higher and brighter smarter and richer? When does muse therapy end in talent competitions? without cooperative EarthMusic held silently against sacred...Read the rest...

The children Draw a world of gay colours But a wrong proportion A strange perspective Comical, amusing and odd Cartoon-bound A world they see with simplicity of heart The adult's world is too Confusing, sophisticated, and twisted Too difficult for them to present...Read the rest...

I logged on the world wide web today I tried ocado, it said go away! I went to Waitrose and Tesco too I had to wait so long that I went to the loo I came back and had a snack and...Read the rest...

Hills and valleys and curvy roads Peeking houses behind tall oaks Morning sun’s tender rays Whistling gust’s soft touches Musical dialogues of chirpy birds Air-dances and rapid flutters Fragrant stars of Jasmin flowers Flourishing marvels of vivid colors Wind chime’s calming tune Amusing...Read the rest...

"Your last wish?", asked one cop, The man in prison got some hope. The old man's life was like hell, With the hat on his head, he came out of jail. Before he dies, wanted to do something good, "Teach...Read the rest...

I am in awe of Mrs C K Who writes ten poems every day That is too big an ask for any poet Quite a task A Task indeed, when all I need At this time, is any rhyme Amusing or...Read the rest...

Sixty-three adjectives insist upon having their way with me Trixie laughs, as she was the one who dumped them into the air Amusing to have an amused muse? You tell me. I try to throw some meat and...Read the rest...

The neighbors sipped on some red wine Slepted , then lost track of the time Woke up to a brawl And then tried to crawl Seem like, those drunkers had lost their mind...Read the rest...

The drunk man had too much to drink Even down to the kitchen sink Fell out on the floor But he still wanted more Woke-up an his body was stink...Read the rest...

I could not find my muse one day, Whither she'd gone, I could not say, I searched up high, I looked down low, But could not find her, what a blow! Would you help me to look for her? But...Read the rest...