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Adults Funny Poems

These Adults Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Adults. These are the best examples of Funny Adults poems written by international poets.


Rose And Counts
In neon lights and fleeting thrills,                   ...

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Categories: 9th grade, allusion, funny

Naughty Children
Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Categories: funny, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,

Premium Member Nursery Rhymes Contest
Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a...

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Categories: funny, humor, nursery rhyme, satire,

Social fcking Media
It's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...

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Categories: anger, culture, dark, funny,

Premium Member Bholu- the fun poem
Seems like he is Bholu from my village,
He used to come every morning to fetch Neera(Palm Toddy) from the Taad(palm) tree,
He would tie ends of...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Class Clown
I’m going to be a class clown.

That’s my New Year’s resolution.

I’m going to be silly.

Even the quiet people will laugh! 

I’m determined to make that...

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Categories: age, funny, new year,

Premium Member Cartoon Parade
Imagine if at the drop of a hat,
You could become a cartoon
Sylvester the Cat, 
Chasing poor little Tweety Bird,
Perhaps it sounds absurd
Or be Fred Flintstone...

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Categories: funny, beauty,

Winter
Winter, winter is the cold, harsh time,
But for me it’s good and funny all the time!
An amazing pattern on the glass inside;
Snow shines like silver...

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Categories: funny, holiday, snow, valentines

Premium Member Halloween Costumes
Halloween Costumes



When I grew up we were free to be anything.
But those days are over!
I can only dress as my dog, Rover??

If I dress ethnically,...

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Categories: culture, funny, halloween,

Youth Is On Your Side
When you were young they used to say "youth is on your side", 
But,  now I can look back and I know,  they...

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Categories: england, freedom, funny, how

Premium Member I Found Them After Thirty Years
I found them after thirty years
Accidentally on Social Media
Not really looking but delighted any way.

They found me back, and we were girls again.
Giggling 4th graders,...

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Categories: funny, age, nostalgia,

College
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Besieged By Fruit Flies
Dark shadows akin to edge of night 
affected by massive infestation of
     Drosophila melanogaster light
(scientific name as
    ...

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Categories: funny, 11th grade, 8th grade,

They Call Me the Boogie Man
They call me the Boogie Man

They call me the Boogie Man...cause, that's my name
I'll always be around to drive your kids insane

Nobody wants to have...

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Categories: children, kids, funny, humorous,

Clowns
It's funny to me, all the fear they impose
I see it in children, and some adults that I know
With their painted on faces and squishy...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, scary, silly,

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry