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Teachers Funny Poems

These Teachers Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Teachers. These are the best examples of Funny Teachers poems written by international poets.


That School Report

A lot of time was spent at school.
I always liked to play the fool.
It was written in my school report,
although the teachers would exhort.

The teachers...

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Categories: funny, cheer up, children, freedom,



The Only Thing That Lasts
The only thing that lasts the test of time is Love.
Love for our family and 
For our kin,
Love for our failures.
Even Love for our wins.
Love...

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Categories: devotion, emotions, feelings, funny

Premium Member The Nudies Revenge
At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium Member Fast Times At Ridgemont High

A movie, oh wow, when one need not be Woke!
A girl was a girl, a bloke was a bloke.

I forget I was born when times...

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Categories: emotions, funny, high school,

Premium Member When We Went To See Blood Brothers
Blood Brothers is packed with humour and poignancy.
It was a play I was privileged to study for GCSE.
I learned that I was connected to its...

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Categories: funny, memory,



Premium Member Outflanked
Boys sprawled on the floor
intent on setting up their army men
The floor cold and inviting
The stare of a teachers eye
The curve of her smile at...

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Categories: america, funny, school,

The Teaching Task
Lockdown over, I had to head to school
my pupils waiting to learn the golden rule
I got ready and put on that mask
following the health protocols...

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Categories: education, endurance, funny, teacher,

Premium Member Streakin
Swoosh !!
Hey Bruce ;
What's that ray of light ;
Yo, man out of sight;
Come here baby let me hold you tight;
I don't know what it...

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Categories: funny, absence, adventure, allusion, conflict,

Premium Member wayward son
there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven.
...

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Categories: corruption, father son, funny,

Premium Member Wuz Up Brother of the 70's-Huh
 you perm and prime you shun;
You polish up your own stone;
You talk trash and jive;
You shine of uncertainty;
While yet you continually promise me;
Heller Shelter...

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Categories: funny, analogy, appreciation, brother, cheer

Premium Member Why Me
Why me? I have to clean my room,
why does it have to be so soon?
Why me? I never get to play,
or have my friends over...

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Categories: funny, children, humorous,

Premium Member School Summer Pd Introductions Are Fun
The first few days of school the staff in our elementary building have introductory days
Before the cherubic, well-behaved, respectful darlings arrive.
This year we are doing...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher,

Premium Member Teachers Are Bag Ladies
Bags upon bags upon piles within piles of bags
Yes, teachers are the ultimate bag-ladies.
Rarely but occasionally a bag-man steps into our midst
But here at the...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member We Are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Babysitting First Graders
This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,


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