Flatus Poems - Poems about Flatus

... Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book numbe......Read the rest...

...In regnis verborum, ubi somnia avolant, Versum componam virtute purissima. Calamo in manu, cor meum flagrat, Narrabo fabulam, notissimam unquam. Super tabula caelesti gratiae, Colores amplexus......Read the rest...

...two birds flying for fortnight together flew down to settle resting in branches of periwinkle standing, gasping with freedom of flatus then smell the sweet scents of the princess flower of the n......Read the rest...

...I've grown a bit slower, I've grown a bit fatter, my mission each hour: relieving my bladder. When I was a youngster, I had no idea old coots who eat fruits will just get diarrhea. My eyesi......Read the rest...

...The Ohio wipes its face every few miles. This bend in the river forgets the wharfs, the gravel silos and power plants, only occasional coal barges push an industrial flatus before them. Here......Read the rest...

...Cloud What can we say about a cloud to say it is gloomy is patently wrong you can say it is white, grey or black (dark) but a cloud doesn't know it is a cloud it is the few things in nature......Read the rest...

...Tyrannosaurus have come to bore us till the next Jurassic Park movie’s nigh Archaeopteryx’s feathers look more like sticks who believes this lizard could fly? Triceratops were dutiful pops sti......Read the rest...

...He’d eaten baked beans for his brunch Then onion rings he did munch He built up so much gas Which he then had to pass The odour it sure packed a punch Poor Michael was quite broken......Read the rest...

...I accidentally let one loose one you hope no one had noticed so guilty, face like a red spruce acting like I hadn't the remotest, It was lethal, Silent and deadly people retching, gasping f......Read the rest...

...Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers Francophile females feign fainting Fanning flatus from frowning faces! Alliteration Contest ......Read the rest...

...Old Tom Sawyer went into St Bart’s He said “Doc I am dropping huge farts” The doc got a large trowel To examine Tom’s bowel As Tom’s flatus was way off the charts! Doc announced, “......Read the rest...

...Based on BBC news article "Fart in parliament: Row blows up in Canada" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38037187 Should our leaders discuss debt? Under which we toil and swea......Read the rest...

...Polar bears, spotted owls and honey bees Care nothing of scientific debates Over flatus of cattle and SUV’s. Some drop big oil drills and some drop big trees To provide a place for our dinner ......Read the rest...

...Retched scent en fuego Wet bac-te-ria infested Flatus monkey poop......Read the rest...

...Stressed? Another story hot off the press Should you want to lower stress Johns Hopskins research found a link That somehow soon may raise a stink Hydrogen Sulfide found in flatus Appears to have a ......Read the rest...