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Old Tom Sawyer went into St Bart’s He said “Doc I am dropping huge farts” The doc got a large trowel To examine Tom’s bowel As Tom’s flatus was way off the charts! Doc announced, “My prognosis is clear, But my findings you won’t want to hear - The reason for the gas Being passed from your ass Is your diet of curry and beer!” Checked using how many syllables *St Bart’s is a famous hospital in London Removed from contest 09-14-17

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Paul Clements

Date: 9/29/2017 10:51:00 AM

Very funny. You have a great sense of humor ??

Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2017 12:27:00 PM

Gold you enjoyed the poem Paul not everyone appreciates my with but I do try and make people smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 9/16/2017 10:35:00 AM

LOL, what would Huck think of all that farting?

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2017 1:54:00 PM

Who knows Jack ... but I guess he wouldn't give a huck lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 9/15/2017 6:46:00 PM

Am I to assume your Tom Sawyer is Mark Twain's literally character? No matter, I enjoyed the limericks and admire you inexhaustible creativity in this genre. Thanks as always for stopping by. M

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 6:47:00 PM

Yes you are correct it was based n mark Twain's creation. i have now written another poem for the contest and posted it today:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/15/2017 8:45:00 AM

L O L ;) xoxoxo mo!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 10:26:00 AM

cheers Mo:-) hugs jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 9/15/2017 6:08:00 AM

Great string of limericks, Jan!! Your trademark humour shines through as always (and love the little picture!!). Best of luck in the contest. Regards, John.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 7:09:00 AM

Thanks John I am not sure if I will place as I did a string of 2 poems but as long as I am creative I am happy:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 9/14/2017 11:16:00 PM

Awesome, Jan, your humor never amazes me... :) Hugs Eve ~`*

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 2:05:00 AM

Thanks Eve poop poems run in my family especially Limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/14/2017 8:54:00 PM

A real gas! GL in contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 2:05:00 AM

lol cheers Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/14/2017 8:11:00 PM

Oh, I just read the joke at the top. Too funny

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 1:12:00 AM

I loved the cartoon lol:-) I do try not to do poop poems but it just flows lol hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/14/2017 8:10:00 PM

Jan, you did GREAT work as always when it comes to this form which is your forte! So we can do more than one limerick? Maybe I should extend mine (which is not posted yet) because it could use a verse of explanation !!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2017 1:11:00 AM

It says one limerick Andrea but I've seen other entries with 2. I like to expand to make a story so i understand if I don't place lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 9/14/2017 5:41:00 PM

Absolutely brilliant Jan, this is so funny, GL in contest. :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2017 5:46:00 PM

Thanks Roy I wrote another one about Elvis but I then discovered I had several words the same as the sponsors example so i wrote this one instead and will post the other one soon:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 9/14/2017 2:08:00 PM

This is a hoot Jan! Best of luck in the contest. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2017 4:34:00 PM

Thanks Connie I wrote another poem but it contained words the sponsor had used in his example so i thought it best not to put it in for the contest but i will post it anyway:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 9/14/2017 1:02:00 PM

This one is Hilarious my friend! Oh I LOL with this one Jan! I really enjoyed reading this crazily funny poem this afternoon! What a tremendous piece, Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2017 4:34:00 PM

Thanks Russell i had a blast writing it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/14/2017 10:30:00 AM

He cut the beer but the curry did linger...he checked his rear and smelled his finger...no need for you to fear...the stench did disappear...now all that smelled were last weeks fish on his stringer

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2017 4:35:00 PM

ewwww Tim that is sooo gross lol lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 9/14/2017 9:54:00 AM

Can you imagine if we did kiss the other way 'round' lol...may the wind be with you lol...great

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2017 4:35:00 PM

ha ha ha ^WW^ thanks:-) hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 9/14/2017 9:51:00 AM

Hi JAN; Another great poem from you about the digestive system. You always write them so anally (smile)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2017 4:37:00 PM

LOL I try so hard not to write farty poems but my aunt and uncle both wrote them so I just let the poop flow lol:-) hugs jan xx I was in Italy last week what a truly beautiful country i can't wait to go back!:-) xx