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He’d eaten baked beans for his brunch Then onion rings he did munch He built up so much gas Which he then had to pass The odour it sure packed a punch Poor Michael was quite broken hearted - His fiancé asked if he’d farted To disguise his foul flatus He stood by sweet clematis Then into the bushes he darted His fiancé said ‘you silly goose It’s okay to let little farts loose You should alter your diet It’s easy, just try it There’s no need to become a recluse’! 9/1/18

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Date: 9/6/2018 7:37:00 AM
ha ha, love this & loved the no farting sign too
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Date: 9/2/2018 8:27:00 PM
This is hilarious, Jan! Janice
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2018 1:02:00 PM
thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/2/2018 8:18:00 PM
Ha. And the picture too. You are too funny, my friend (how goes it today??)
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2018 1:02:00 PM
I'm firing on all cylinders lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/2/2018 8:04:00 PM
Hahaha! You're an amazing limerist, Jan! You're rhymes are just perfect and add to the humor. Many thanks for stopping by. Best to one of the best on the Soup site. / M
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2018 8:09:00 PM
I just love the form Maurice and if folks don't like farty poems then they know not to knock at my door lol:-) had my mockers and my blockers but I am here for good lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/2/2018 11:15:00 AM
LOL Hilarious!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2018 3:32:00 PM
I still can't resist penning the poop from time to time:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/2/2018 7:36:00 AM
A masterpiece of a dedication to the ' Silent But Deadly" Jan!!! Loved it xxoo Happy Sunday
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2018 8:43:00 AM
Cheers Mike, I'm indebted to Freddie as we had the same title Silent butt deadly although mine had hoof hearted added so I removed the silent Butt Deadly in case folks thought I'd copied but Freddie said to leave it on ... must be something in the air as we both wrote farty poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 6:58:00 PM
You did it again, Allison. I can never outdo your (f)artful limericks. Congratulations, Buddy.
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2018 7:21:00 AM
Cheers Ralph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 6:31:00 PM
I can't stop laughing, Jan.. Your limerick is absolutely funny.. The funniest thing I came across today!! Awesome write, my friend.. Blessings!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2018 7:20:00 AM
glad I made you smile with my poopy poem:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 5:12:00 PM
You always manage to amuse with your wonderful whimsical limericks Jan. I can't even manage to write one! This trio was a gas! : )
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Connie Marcum Wong
Date: 9/2/2018 5:36:00 PM
Yes...a breeze sounds so much better than a gas! Lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2018 7:20:00 AM
I find it's a breeze to write this form Connie lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 3:15:00 PM
Haha Jan you're in fine form, as my grandsons say, a bottom burp. Tom
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 3:22:00 PM
ha ha ha a flumbo or a fluffette is how my friend Mary and her late hubby used to call them lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 2:48:00 PM
Ha! That one really cracked me up...absolutely hilarious!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 2:52:00 PM
cheers ML:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 2:25:00 PM
Avoid pubs where patrons drink Heineken, and nibble boiled eggs and/or pickled onions! Excepting, of course, when you are inspired to compose another limerick on his story of flatulence (or the flat you lent). Keep them coming! Aloha! Rico
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 2:37:00 PM
ha ha ha love the comment Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 2:13:00 PM
These stunk! In a good way, always love your poop stuff...
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 2:18:00 PM
you must like an awful lot of my poems them cos most of them are pretty poopy lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 1:42:00 PM
LOL...how informative, dearest Jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 2:17:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 11:26:00 AM
Funniest poem I've read all day, Jan. Much funnier than mine ... that's just how it be when you use the Limerick laugh-a-lot formula. This beaut was one hilarious riot of a poot. Pun intended. Love and joy always.
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 12:45:00 PM
I just can't resit the limerick form and if I get a silly idea then its usually written in this silly style:-) I'll change the title to my original thought lol so for one day we are identical twins:-) lol lol
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 9/1/2018 11:27:00 AM
Btw ... like I said before: You shoulda used your original title, "Silent But(t) Deadly. We coulda been identical twins for a day. Lol! Love and smiles always.
Date: 9/1/2018 11:15:00 AM
Love the word 'flatus' - hey, I gotta have my musical fruit!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 12:43:00 PM
toot toot lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2018 10:06:00 AM
Ha ha, love it, it's a gas!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2018 12:43:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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