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Why I Don'T Wear a Mankini

ouch cuts my nuts Viv Wigley, July 7th For contest 'One footle' sponsored by Judy Konos

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Kp Nunez

Date: 7/11/2015 11:41:00 PM

Congrats! Was looking for some laughs so I thought I'd come back to see more of your crazy replies to comments. If only I can fav your replies I would have done so already...:-)))

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/12/2015 12:49:00 AM

Maybe you should set up a 'Reply Soup' website, Kim :) . Viv x

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/11/2015 4:29:00 PM

Oh that is a painful thought. ... hmm..nice win ;)

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/11/2015 11:09:00 PM

Thanks, Casarah, much appreciated. Viv

Caryl Muzzey

Date: 7/10/2015 4:34:00 PM

Laughing hard, great write. Congrats on your win, Viv. ~Caryl

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/11/2015 11:11:00 PM

Thanks, Caryl. Much better to hang loose, as it were. Viv x

Paul Callus

Date: 7/10/2015 3:40:00 PM

So I have now been forewarned:) Cute, witty footle, Viv! Congrats on a merited win. // paul

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/11/2015 11:15:00 PM

Paul, you surprise me, I never had you down as a Mankini wearer- more of the Hawaiin shirt, knee length shorts and a pair of UGG 'Australian Ithan' sandals, no expense spared. Chugging a Farson's Hopleaf extra, sort of guy.

Tim Smith

Date: 7/10/2015 3:35:00 PM

you fear....down there.....congrats

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/10/2015 1:58:00 AM

VIV, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FOOTLE WIN........ LINDA

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 2:43:00 AM

Thanks Linda, lots of great entries. Viv x

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/10/2015 1:33:00 AM

Viv,I just stopped by to say congrats on your win:-Alexis

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 2:43:00 AM

Thanks Alexis, you too. Viv x

Julia Ward

Date: 7/10/2015 1:24:00 AM

Hahaha! Congratulations on your win, Viv... Julia, xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 2:44:00 AM

Thanks, Julia, you too. Viv x

Skat A

Date: 7/10/2015 12:36:00 AM

Viv, Awesome footle. Love ~SKAT~

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 1:00:00 AM

Thanks, SKAT. Viv x

Kim Merryman

Date: 7/9/2015 10:54:00 PM

Viv, congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 12:24:00 AM

Thanks Kim, have a lovely weekend. Viv x

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/9/2015 9:48:00 PM

hey, this is nutty!! ME LIKES it. congrats for the win.

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 12:28:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea, and jolly well done you on your well deserved win. Viv x

Jan Allison

Date: 7/9/2015 5:22:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats got to say this was one of my personal faves:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/10/2015 12:29:00 AM

Congratulations on having impeccable taste, Jan. And a rude streak. Viv x

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/7/2015 11:49:00 AM

: O ))))) - BRAVO !!!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 8:33:00 PM

Thanks, Anne-Lise, surf shorts for me. Couldn't wear the Mankini if I tried because ASA which doesn't mean 'Norwegian Air shuttle', but 'arse sags anyway'. Elsker, Viv x

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/7/2015 5:16:00 AM

:-) The comments and your replies were as much the source of laughter as the footlong...er...footle. Take care, Viv, wouldn't want you hurt! :-) Excellent entry. Should do well in the contest. :-)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 7/7/2015 11:50:00 AM

:))))))

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 7:14:00 AM

Thanks, Kim, I promise to stick to wearing Speedos like Daniel Craig in future. You'll just have to ignore the legs. And thighs. And six pack. And chest. And arms. I have nice ears. Viv x

Kim Van Breda

Date: 7/7/2015 2:59:00 AM

Hahahahaaaa.. OK.. got the message :) A tight footle xx~xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 7:10:00 AM

Tight isn't the word, Brenda. As the old saying goes, if God was male, why did he put man's dangly bits on the outside? Thanks for stopping by. Viv x

Theresa Cw

Date: 7/7/2015 2:45:00 AM

LOL, Very funny footle Viv!!! hugs Theresa

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 6:59:00 AM

Thanks for your sympathy for the male species, Theresa, Viv x

Trenton Moore

Date: 7/7/2015 1:36:00 AM

LOL

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 6:59:00 AM

Thanks, Trenton, a great way to learn walking like a penguin. Regards, Viv

Jan Allison

Date: 7/7/2015 1:10:00 AM

oh my word Viv this is hilarious! hugs jan xx7

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 1:14:00 AM

oops, sorry Jan, I scrolled up too far. Glad to see you're more chipper. Makes me happy. Viv x

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/7/2015 1:13:00 AM

Ian, that's a dreadful mental image, made me shudder LoL. I remember queuing behind a guy at an ice cream van, who ordered a cone using a very croaky voice. "Crushed nuts?" the ice cream man asked. "No," he replied, "Laryngitis". Regards, Viv