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The Horny Prince - Bawdy

Said the horny prince to the fairy queen I have the largest you've ever seen I’ll prove it, indeed, By planting my seed And we'll call it continuing my gene.
FOURTH PLACE WINNER written February 23, 2022 "A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick" Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Date: 3/7/2022 4:48:00 PM
Milton, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 3/7/2022 5:15:00 PM
Thank you so much, Tania. Yeah, I thought it was a good one!
Date: 3/7/2022 10:05:00 AM
Huge congratulations, Milton. Maybe it flowed too well, nothing stiff about it!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 3/7/2022 10:11:00 AM
Well, that's certain true! LOL
Date: 3/6/2022 11:10:00 AM
You did a great job with your bawdy humor, Milt. Glad to finally see this one, and congrats for the win.
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Date: 3/6/2022 7:19:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning limerick, Milt, and hats off to your bawdiness.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 3/6/2022 9:14:00 AM
Thanks, Jenna. Frankly, I thought it was a winner, so I was a little surprised that it came in so low. Hey, it's always better to get a spot than to be tossed aside. I don't particularly like to write bawdy stuff, but that's what she wanted, so I tried to do my best! Congratulations to you, too!
Date: 3/6/2022 6:28:00 AM
Very funny Milt and good meter too, congratulations, Terry
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 3/6/2022 9:14:00 AM
Thanks, Terry. I thought it was a good one.
Date: 3/6/2022 5:59:00 AM
Multiple meanings. Beautifully written. Congratulations!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 3/6/2022 9:15:00 AM
Thank you, Christuraj. I appreciate your congrats.
Date: 2/26/2022 10:38:00 PM
Lol! Milt, This is a good one for the contest theme. It was bawdy indeed. Best wishes in the contest. Have a good evening-Alexis
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/27/2022 8:57:00 AM
Well, I think I did what she asked for. It was a bit out of my comfort zone, but, I've been known to write a few scorchers! Thanks!
Date: 2/26/2022 5:20:00 PM
very witty indeed Milt xx
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/26/2022 5:33:00 PM
I figured you most get a kick out of it, Jan. Thanks for checking it out.
Date: 2/24/2022 8:49:00 AM
Lol, brilliant Milton, you rose well to the contest challenge. Tom
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/24/2022 9:28:00 AM
LMAO, Tom. Thanks so much. Your double entendre is well-taken and well-received. Elevating, indeed!
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