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Politician's Payback

Our Senator thought he’s flying high, then with dented pride he wondered why, he received his reward, the walking eagle award, ‘cause he’s so full of poop he can’t fly.

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Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 8/15/2018 10:20:00 AM

Short but very humorous!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/20/2018 10:03:00 PM

Thank you Jennifer. It's probably what most of us think about politicians - catch you soon Jennifer - Lindsay

Joe Dimino

Date: 8/1/2018 11:23:00 AM

Yep! Term limits. Love this one!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/3/2018 8:44:00 PM

Thanks for reading and commenting Joe - yeah, you're right, some of 'em get stuck on the gravy train - Lindsay

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 7/27/2018 11:52:00 AM

Loved this one yes those politicians are full of it. love phyl

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/29/2018 6:44:00 PM

Hey there Phyllis … thanks for reading this limerick, and better still, agreeing with me - catch you soon - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/24/2018 6:07:00 PM

haha, That is the way to put humor in it!!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/24/2018 9:51:00 PM

Hi Andrea … with politicians, we do have to mock them a bit. Nothing else seems to shake them up - thank you Andrea - Lindsay

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/24/2018 1:49:00 PM

Sadly, polititians are full of premises they don't keep. It never changes. I enjoyed the humor in this Limerick Lindsay. : )

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/24/2018 9:49:00 PM

Hello Connie … can only agree with you. Nothing changes because most of the voters are rusted onto a party - thank you Connie - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/24/2018 9:23:00 AM

GOOD ONE, Lindsay. I'm sure people in every state could say this at one time or another! Janice

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/24/2018 9:46:00 PM

G'day Janice … all over the world hears false promises, hope, and grovelling until the day after the elections - thank you Janice - Lindsay

Charles Messina

Date: 7/23/2018 10:46:00 PM

G'day Lindsay, So many politicians that are full of poop...This made me giggle out loud...Great limerick! Charlie

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/24/2018 9:40:00 PM

Hi there Charles … yep, they're like bananas; start out green and straight, end up yellow and bent - thanks Mate - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 7/22/2018 2:17:00 PM

Great limericks, Lindsay and brought a smile to me mug and believe me I need that today. Sadly, I must report that my wife Vera passed away this past Thurs - we were married 66 years and I miss her so much. She fought a courage battle with Parkinsons Disease for about 10 years - Bob

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/22/2018 8:46:00 PM

Bob, this is such a shock to wake up to. I would like to send my condolences to you and your family. I know you will many wonderful memories to cling to, but nothing replaces 66 years of togetherness - I'm thinking of you Bob - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 7/22/2018 5:05:00 AM

ha ha ha made me think of the old joke 'politicians are like a dirty diaper - full of poop and they should be changed often' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/22/2018 8:49:00 PM

Hello Jan … aren't the politicians our precious gems and world fixers when it's close to re-election time - I enjoyed your quote - Lindsay

Viv Wigley

Date: 7/22/2018 1:44:00 AM

Ha! Excellent, Lindsay. Not like you to go all political, but you have a flair for it.... Regards, Viv

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/22/2018 8:52:00 PM

Viv … when I was much younger I believed only the rest of the world had corrupt politicians. There's a fool born every minute - thanks Mate - Lindsay