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Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be

Oh Dear, what can the matter be? All I said was I hated her po-et-ry. She put a red shirt in my white laun-der-y now I wear pink underwear! 1/31/18

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Sandra Haight
Date: 2/22/2018 9:51:00 AM
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Too funny, Dale! Made me chuckle! Congrats on your win. Sandra :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 2/22/2018 10:05:00 AM
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Thanks very much, Sandra.
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Pat Adams
Date: 2/21/2018 9:15:00 PM
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Catching up on my poetry reading and came across this gem. Very good Dale, and I agree with several below as far as how funny it is and the stopping of the rhyme was genius but about pink, that was just to cold! Having to buy new clothes and all.....80)...(I would anyway)...............patrick
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Charlie Smith
Date: 2/17/2018 10:41:00 AM
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Funny stuff Dale, congratulations...
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Eve Roper
Date: 2/16/2018 11:39:00 PM
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Congratulations on your win, Dale this is so funny something I would do!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 2/17/2018 8:31:00 AM
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Thanks, Eve!
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 2/16/2018 8:16:00 AM
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Funny, Dale! Congratulations on your win. // Barry.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 2/16/2018 8:32:00 AM
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Thanks, Barry!
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Connie Marcum Wong
Date: 2/5/2018 12:44:00 PM
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I have had this happen and your poem made me laugh. Of course it sure wasn't funny when it happened to me! Loved this one! : )
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 2/5/2018 1:10:00 PM
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Thanks, Connie!
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 2/3/2018 12:00:00 PM
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I must agree with Cheryl on this one. As a matter of fact, I wrote a poem entitled It Takes A Real Man To Wear Pink.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 2/2/2018 7:26:00 PM
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hahahaha. That is such a cool ending. Unexpected too because it stops the rhyme!
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/31/2018 8:55:00 PM
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Hey real men wear pink, lol! Very funny write for the contest; good luck in it!~Che :)
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Agnes Krampe
Date: 1/31/2018 6:20:00 PM
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Serves you right! LOL
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 6:28:00 PM
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But I hate pink!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 2:04:00 PM
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ha ha ha absolutely hilarious Dale:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/31/2018 2:09:00 PM
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Thanks, Jan. You, too!

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