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The Florida Flasher Long John Dong Came on the beach in a Trump-red thong He thought it was neat To show off his meat But the cops said he had it on wrong

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 10/22/2020 5:17:00 PM
ha. a great funny one!
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Date: 10/21/2020 5:44:00 AM
lol you kill me Rico, !!!
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Date: 10/20/2020 2:33:00 PM
Yep, some people are "apparel challenged"--don't know how some things are worn! LOL. Janice
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Date: 10/20/2020 1:59:00 PM
this is great, rico! i especially like the "Trump-red thong!"
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Date: 10/20/2020 1:42:00 PM
Haha!
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Date: 10/20/2020 1:29:00 PM
lol you brought back a memory of a Doug I knew in Auckland and he liked to prance around in nothing but neon Speedo thongs..now I shall write a limerick dedicated to his memory...in his case, it was missing marbles! :)
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Date: 10/20/2020 12:21:00 PM
omg hilarious:-) hugs jan xx
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