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Fulla Flaws

Floyd was a fellow full of flaws, Who flipped for females without cause, They thought he was cute, As long as he stayed mute, But then he’d start jacking his jaws. And if the lady had any doubt, What his intentions were about, Her doubts would soon be gone, Cause when Floyd was turned on, His false teeth would always fall out.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 10/23/2012 2:59:00 PM
There are a few that are worth reading umpteen times and this is one of them. I needed a laugh!
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Date: 11/10/2011 9:16:00 AM
What can I say when I'm laughing so hard? Your inspiration 's found in strange places! :)
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Date: 3/15/2011 3:46:00 PM
Fun and cute, Robert! Poor Floyd, seeing those teeth hit the floor would be like his turn off button. Congratulations on this win! Best to you and yours, Mikki
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Date: 2/23/2011 5:16:00 AM
A belated congratulations Robert on your placement in the contest "Flawless vs' Flaws" sponsored by SKAT*. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/6/2011 3:56:00 PM
hahahahha, LOVE it. Congratulations. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 2/6/2011 1:30:00 PM
great imagery loved the use of the word "jacking" congrad's on your win!
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Date: 2/5/2011 4:48:00 AM
Many congratulations Robert on your win in pd's contest, have a lovely weekend....:)
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Date: 2/4/2011 10:30:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!! ;-) Robert~on your awesome win, sure enjoyed.. have a wonderful one,..p.d.
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Date: 2/4/2011 6:58:00 PM
Really funny Robert. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/4/2011 4:33:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 2/4/2011 4:22:00 PM
A nice couple of limericks here. Each one is descriptive and humorous. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 2/4/2011 11:25:00 AM
Hi Robert - Congratulations on your BIG WIN in SKAT'S contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/4/2011 10:52:00 AM
Congrats on a well deserved win, Bob. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 2/4/2011 10:04:00 AM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Robert
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Date: 2/4/2011 8:21:00 AM
lol! Good one, Robert. Congrats on your big win. Lainie
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Date: 2/4/2011 6:39:00 AM
Congrats Robert my friend on your winning poem in Irma's contest with this wonderful write ... enjoy your top spot with luv... hi to Taz and Mary too..luv..
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Date: 2/4/2011 6:32:00 AM
Very good limerick. Exactly what a limerick should be. Congratulations on your winning position in the contest. Most deserved. Best wishes. Deb
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Date: 2/4/2011 5:40:00 AM
Robert, your Fulla Flaws is a great alliteration arrangement. I'll have to break out my attempt at this technique, although falicious and full of foolishness. Thanks for your comments.
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Date: 2/3/2011 11:54:00 PM
ROBERT~Congratulations on your win~ thanks for the support* Skat
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Date: 1/31/2011 6:44:00 PM
Oh, that's too funny, Rob. Great work on this excellent limerick. You have a terrific sense of humor that I really admire! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/29/2011 6:27:00 AM
i feel sorry for floyd. T. S.
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Date: 1/27/2011 4:58:00 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle...Enjoyed..Sara
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Date: 1/27/2011 4:49:00 PM
Simply sweet one Robert and good luck in the contest.. luv the jacking his jaws lines.. awesome piece... enjoyed with luv my friend.. thankxx for all the yahoos..too...
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Date: 1/26/2011 12:08:00 PM
Very witty and humorous write with nice alliteration, Robert. Good luck in the contest,
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Date: 1/26/2011 6:36:00 AM
Funny one, Bob. Awesome write. Enjoyed. Be well and have a great day. Ralph
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