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Sue removed her Rayban sunglasses Batted her long dark eyelashes A consummate flirt She smoothed down her skirt Then scattered her late husband’s ashes! Many friends turned up at the wake Sue handed out sherry and cake With hands on her hips And cherry red lips She didn’t show signs of heartbreak! Her dear Joe had been buried one week Sue went dating a rich Arab sheikh With her sexy hairstyle and her womanly wile the future didn’t look quite so bleak! Flirt Contest Sponsored by Lewis Raynes 12~04~16

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/21/2016 9:01:00 AM
Made me laugh out loud! I love funny limericks.
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2016 4:52:00 AM
I write many limericks Kate I love this form:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/7/2016 1:40:00 AM
Hah! I love a limerick that can make me smile. :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2016 2:04:00 AM
I try hard to please Trey... I love writing the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/6/2016 5:26:00 AM
lol awsome jan we have a winner stephen
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Date: 12/6/2016 5:39:00 AM
Not sure if its what the sponsor is after but at least its fun:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/5/2016 1:13:00 PM
These are some of your very limericks, Jan. Great flow and rhyme and a credible story line! My only suggestion, and it's minor, is that in American english "sheik" rhymes with "take, make " etc., not week. But since you are British, your rhyming may be perfectly acceptable. As for shark, I don't eat it anymore, too much mercury in it, not to mention the high price here where I live. / M
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Date: 12/5/2016 1:44:00 PM
Thanks for your comment Maurice:-):-) I checked the rhyming on rhymezone as I was a little unsure:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/5/2016 12:13:00 PM
A real money grabber...she just loved his riches
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2016 12:14:00 PM
I think so Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/5/2016 8:33:00 AM
I wonder if hubby denied her?//She had arachnid inside her//bit off his head//when he lay dead//she snared a sheik who had "spied her." sillihugs ~ j
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2016 11:30:00 AM
Very clever reply John lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/5/2016 7:21:00 AM
This was cute and funny and I'm sure these things happen more than we know. Really well done Jan. And even if the sheik was a geek, his money still calls her honey. :)
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Date: 12/5/2016 11:29:00 AM
oh I'm sure it is true in some circumstances Chris :-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 7:36:00 PM
Very cute. Reminds me of what some have done in real life. Good looks can be a blessing for some, but from what I have gathered, relationships based on that don't always work out in the minds of the affected. Whatever makes you happy!! Hope YOU are well. Thanks for your comments. I will be in our nation's capital for a conference this coming week so will likely be absent from here. My thoughts will be with you!! You are so very insightful.
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Date: 12/5/2016 1:29:00 AM
Oh there are some merry widows out there Duke! I Hope the conference goes well Duke - I'm sure you'll have lots of poems for us when you return - stay safe:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 7:30:00 PM
You nailed this! Not to mention her! LOL
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Date: 12/5/2016 1:28:00 AM
ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 5:08:00 PM
this is awesome, Jan. A winner for sure!! clever lady. (both you AND Sue)
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2016 5:09:00 PM
I'm not sure if its flirty enough Andrea lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 3:06:00 PM
Loved your poem great flirt x
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Date: 12/4/2016 3:22:00 PM
Thanks Wendy:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 3:05:00 PM
Sex poem here! Nice photo to accompany it! See you at the Oil Baron's ball Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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Date: 12/4/2016 3:23:00 PM
LOL Thanks Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 2:25:00 PM
I bet that Arab sheikh is the one flirting with death....
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Darren White
Date: 12/4/2016 10:54:00 PM
Exactly! ;)
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2016 2:28:00 PM
ha ha ha yes in more than one way once she gets those red talons into him lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 2:07:00 PM
Brilliant! Love the humour! :-)
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Date: 12/4/2016 2:08:00 PM
Thanks Mark:-):-) hugs Jan xxx
Date: 12/4/2016 2:07:00 PM
- ... already ... after a full week of mourning :) - R.I.P. Joe ! - Love it, Jan ! - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/4/2016 2:08:00 PM
ha ha ha I know of someone who didn't even wait a week lol!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/4/2016 1:58:00 PM
You have a gift for humor, Jan - this made me smile. Agnes
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Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2016 2:00:00 PM
Thanks Agnes:-) I'm glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

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