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Ex-Stinct Warning Poop Poem

Ex-boyfriend, I'll call him Jermaine His farting just drove me insane Foul farts how they stank oh boy it was rank twas like standing by a blocked drain Because he would constantly toot I vented I’d give him the boot I said we are parting Just can’t stand your farting my airspace you always pollute FICTION POEM 05/29/21

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Jack Horne

Date: 6/4/2021 1:23:00 PM

LOL, so glad to see your muse is on fine form, my friend

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 6/2/2021 12:14:00 PM

Ha, ha ha, this is exactly what I needed today Jan, love your poop poem - not feeling so great, suddenly my one foot has gone a ghastly red bloody colour and I'm going to see a vascular surgeon tomorrow, so I'm feeling grumpy and a bit scared so thank you this was like a tonic! Love and hugs, Jennifer.

Mark Koplin

Date: 6/2/2021 5:14:00 AM

I guess you should never break hearts or wind. lol

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/1/2021 9:37:00 PM

Hello Jan … are you sure Jermaine is not related to a skunk - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/30/2021 3:25:00 PM

Lol! Jan, Both limericks are hilarious! I would have given him the boot, too, Lol! Thanks for the laughs, my friend:-)Alexis

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/30/2021 7:18:00 AM

Boyfriend up for rent, he comes free of charge - Plays Trumpet Voluntary on his a*** - His wind pipe never rests - All day you will be blessed - With no need of a battery recharge… Belle :-) x

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:23:00 PM

ha ha ha Belle that's hilariarse !!! Thanks Belle so glad you appreciate my silly sense of humour and reciprocate with great comments and witty rhymes:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 5/30/2021 5:18:00 AM

"PHARTS ARE PHUNNY"

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:24:00 PM

Not to everyone John but I love writing farty poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/30/2021 5:09:00 AM

Jan, ha ha, so funny, thanks for the laugh! Enjoyed as always :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:24:00 PM

thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/30/2021 1:32:00 AM

Good thing it's fiction. Hugs.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:25:00 PM

thanks Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/29/2021 9:36:00 PM

You sure know how pick the winners, Jan! lol. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:36:00 PM

lol thankfully fiction, i woke up with the whole first limerick in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/29/2021 9:26:00 PM

Yea, another fart poem, they always make me giggle, Jan, keep em coming!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:36:00 PM

I'll never stop with the farty humour, I have a blast writing it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 5/29/2021 6:37:00 PM

lol, I love fart poems, even the ones that affect the colon. lol, Stay beautiful Jan, xo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:37:00 PM

lol thanks Vie:-) hugs Jan x

Terry Flood

Date: 5/29/2021 2:57:00 PM

So, he’s Gone With The Wind then. I was gonna see if an audio comment was plausible... but I can’t beak broberly wib a beg om by dose. Bade be laugh, Jab....... and.... breathe!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:37:00 PM

lol thanks Terry:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/29/2021 12:29:00 PM

In Germany, flatulence is considered to be a natural function of the body (perhaps a reason for holding weinfests alone the Rhine or Moselle), but jermaine needs to lay off the chocolate! First verse very clever! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/30/2021 2:37:00 PM

lol thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/29/2021 12:02:00 PM

thanks for the grin today, jan! i can always count on you for that...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2021 4:29:00 PM

Thanks Ilene I needed to post something silly, I feel so sad with Connie's dreadful news i just needed to brighten my own spirits and write poop lol:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 5/29/2021 11:51:00 AM

Exquisite!!!! Thoroughly enjoyed. I have a friend who delights in farting when people are around...and she (yes, she) thinks it's very funny. I was always brought up to hide a toot, if at all possible, and then to deny it if caught. I'm still laughing, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2021 4:28:00 PM

I just find farty poems so funny, its a natural thing but folk pooh pooh my poop poetry lol:-) hugs jan xx