Brangelina

Brangelina, the quasar, came to a motel Of a small Cambodian village Where smog was spread all over. As they entered their room They felt abodaroma infesting the room. As they looked down to the floor There were shoop stains all over As they did not take off their shoes. Brad had an urge to go to washrum He opened the door, but needed Clorox As the washrum has become smelldorado Brad had vomitrocious feelings Added more stains on the floor. Angelina snarked on spitting Brad. “Cut, the camlit off” Authovoice heard “Shooting will resume tomorrow sharp At 5 in the morning” +++ August 18, 2014 Form: Verse - Theme:portmanteaus Dr. Ram Mehta Sixth Place Win Contest:portmanteaus by Debbie Guzzi +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Portmanteaus words used in the poem: Brangelina (Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie) quasar (quasi-stellar + star) smog (smoke + fog) abodaroma (a play on "abode" and "aroma"): Shoop – shoes with dog’s pooh Washrum – wash – room Clorox smelldorado Vomitrocious – Vomit – Atrocious Snark – Snide-remark Camlit- camera + light Authovoice- Authority + Voice