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Bench Stench

The Vicar sniffed searching for the culprit As it rose it overtook the pulpit Stained glass windows wept As the brimstone crept The choir hummed so as not to gulp it ©6/20/2023

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Date: 7/15/2023 1:21:00 PM
Hahaha John. Church humor...love it! Congrats on your win! :)
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Date: 7/6/2023 11:00:00 PM
Now that is how to do a good limerick. Congrats
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Date: 7/6/2023 4:14:00 PM
There simply had to be one ‘Who done it’ in this contest. You the man, John!’ Congrats. Terry
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Date: 7/4/2023 5:27:00 PM
Too funny! This was a good one and congrats. Weeping windows may be a first?
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Date: 7/4/2023 4:41:00 PM
Heavenly farter springs to mind John - thanks for inspiring me to do the contest!!!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 6/21/2023 6:27:00 PM
I have a gulpet at home. Is that related to a gulpit?! Herr E. Armpits
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Date: 6/21/2023 12:37:00 AM
Poo in the pew, good one John… Belle
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Date: 6/20/2023 12:59:00 PM
John your humor is always welcomed thanks for the smile...
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Date: 6/20/2023 11:36:00 AM
LOL…really funny! God is not immune to our embarrassments. Humor can be found fuming in the Holy Ghost Choir. Be blessed, Jihn!
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