Short Wtf Poems

what were you thinking
when you drank heavily
and jumped in?...

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Will power waits true
Then fate creeps up to nag you
For good they battle....

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troubled parakeet
mumbles under his breath
WTF


John G. Lawless
©8/2/2018...

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Today
Wtf like I can’t
Say anything right
All you want to do
Is fight like wtf...

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I just had money
Like a couple of hours
Ago
What happened
To it all
Wtf I’m
Broke again...

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for freedom of speech we pay the price ~ comes from our mouth when we’re invoiced

By 
David Kavanagh...

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When things fail to make the start
then the pleasure of the end 
takes the awful load of broken
promises enhanced in bold
of laughter, turned cold...

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I didn’t mean to stub my toe
At two I cry
At fifteen I swear
At twenty one I don’t even notice
At thirty two I wake up in a jail cell
At forty? WTF...

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I’ve never know
A love so true
And never did I mean
To cling to you
But I’m holding this
Love inside
Until it explodes
Inside of you
But you say I’m clingy
Wtf to do...

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Grounding pounding wanna grab
Jousty jack wanna stab
Anger clutching his mind
Crack spouting nonsense
Idiotic ineffable reason
The conflict season..
Note.Nonsense makes no sense.....

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When Trudy Tickle gave birth to a girl
I was shocked at the name, I confess
She’s named after Trudy’s best friend
The poor baby has been christened Tess!

06/08/23...

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man took dog for a walk
turned aloose in the garden....
'twas a nice June day

dog came back inside through door
what the feculent odor   

Written: June 05, 2023
For John...

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I gave you my hands and my feet
my dick
all that's left to do 
something with them
and what you did my Lord
you put me back on!?

stage
rationality
dreaming
location
wtf!?

back on

and all that's left....

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The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF


©8/31/2018


for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest...

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After Tuesday, even the calender goes WTF
My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf
Inanimate objects get together
And declare their displeasure
It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess...

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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF
My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf
Inanimate objects get together
And declare their displeasure
It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess...

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Seduced is a mild term
For what some
Are trying to do
To all of us.

Materialism 

Commercialism

Consumerism 

Spend your money to save some

WTF

A wake up call is needed

Well here it is

What do you really need

To live.?.?....

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My wife rudely says that at housework I suck
and yelled “it’s your turn, here’s the broom”. Just my luck!
  But babe, sweepin and dustin
  cramps my drinkin and lustin
but she warned “no dustin, no lustin!”…WTF!


               Written: March 2014...

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what is one to think
what is left to say 
when one is awestruck by the 
absurd absurdity of the absurd



Submitted on June 5, 2023 for ENTER THE W T F POEtRY CONTEST sponsored by JOHN LAWLESS

AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Originally posted on April 8, 2023...

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Cold huddled sparrows
Wear that WTF look
A squirrel drags his tail
Through icy puddles
A rat hunkers down
Behind the barrels
Worms wiggle dance
In November’s no-fly zone
A wet Owl whispers “Phew”
School bus children
Defy the rain drops
A grouchy dog waits
For the mailman
An old woman’s scowl
Frightens the wind
...

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study rules
read poems
read again
and again
idea comes
virtual paper
keyboard
write
edit
edit again
per usual
consider burning
edit more
tweak rule
wtf
burn rules
no hair left
to pull out
finally post
edit again
muse maybe
publication
send off
and wait
and wait
probable
rejection
edit hope
burn hope
still
bald...

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6 Second Trailer

OMG
Did you see it?
OMG
Its...
I'm...
Oh
My
God

It's a fantastic flick
This is...
OMG

The full trailer?

It's coming
It's coming
OMG
So am I

Did you see her...
His...
Its...
Oh
So sweet
Gotta tweet
Gotta sleep

Don't ya love it
OMG

Who wrote it?

The screenplay?
Who cares?

Opening?

Premiering 2015

Bit early, eh?

What, the trailer?
Ya think?

Yeah, but
WTF
YOLO...

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Spring Senryu


as the sun slumbers
unseen hands tend night’s garden
fireflies applaud


pollinating roses
red faced – caught in the act
a thorny dilemma


the dandelion
spring’s forever WTF
roots of anarchy


nothing but net
the mosquito goalie quit
buzz – buzz- slap – ouch


the great blue heron
mocks the wetlands trees
standing on one leg


John G. Lawless
4/20/2021...

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Yesterday, I saw a NASA announcement.
it said they found “Unambiguous”
water on the moon.

I had just finished my morning walk
and frankly, that sounded delicious
and refreshing.

So, I went to Amazon and searched.
I couldn’t find ANY reference to
“Unambiguous moon water” at ALL.

How ridiculous, I mean, why go
and ADVERTISE something that
We can’t get on AMAZON??

WTF people. This is AMERICA....

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WON TO FREE

I was never mutch good at speling;
I faled evry speling be.
And wen it kame to mathmatiks
You koodn’t kount on me.

I yoost to start of oh kay, 
But, arfter won to free,
My mined wood go completely blanc
And ide be all at see

But now I’ve solved my problems;
It’s as easy as ABC.
I have a calculator
And spell check on my PC

26th May 2023
WTF poetry contest
Sponsor - John Lawless...

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