Short Wardrobe Poems

Natural attire, 
Iridescent canopies;
A leaden wardrobe....

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In winter my whole body a 
wardrobe.



Dated:
13.12.13...

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night in haunted house
noisy presence in wardrobe
patch of damp in bed...

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Inside three closets,
Arrays colorful dresses
For life's wardrobe sets....

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Contemplate your truth...

Soul garment reality...

Update the wardrobe......

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in god's dark wardrobe 
like a ghost of a nightgown 
a see-through soul glows...

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“wardrobe malfunction”


i dressed as santa claus for halloween
now what do i do in the in between...

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Inside my wardrobe: lots of ties,
some jackets, shirts and trousers too
(we won't go into just what size!)

...

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Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites....

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Window Shopping"

The scarlet maple
Adorns its fall dress
It lives naked in winter,
Dormant...

She will shop in spring,
For wardrobe anew....

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There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a who',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...

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There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a 'ho',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...

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There was an old tranny named Joe

who dressed as a nun and a ho',

both sides of the Bible,

both sacred and tribal,

he didn't know which way to go!...

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Rick was an ineptly clad lad
whose wardrobe was shockingly bad.
The he got a sweetheart 
with taste like a fine art
who converted him from plain to plaid....

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Rasputin had to order a new robe,
To increase his depleted wardrobe,
He thought pink would look nice
But he should've thought twice,
His followers left in a drove....

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Wardrobe malfunction…circus seamstress needs sacking ~ Quick … send in the clowns!

Bare breasts are on show ~ cheeks match her red hair ~snow white steed to the rescue!...

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What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid....

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This tale of a child's dream,
Things are not all they seem-
An allegory in simple code
A parable dressed in modern mode
Of lion,witch and wardrobe.

CS Lewis/Walt Disney Narnia Chronicles...

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The Wardrobe.
shrine of memories,
disguise dressing room...
Guards my life
daily,
festive,
funeral...
Each outfit a character....
A cross-dressing artist,
but never repository
of me... naked... natural!...

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Big busty Bertha was at the business luncheon,
with everyone talking business and munching,
suddenly she let out a big sneeze,
everyone thought it was a striptease,
when in fact it was just a wardrobe malfunction....

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Oh my, I'm suffering from wind
I just wish my body would rescind
For my quilt I do probe
It's on top of my wardrobe
Out of reach and totally pinned





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Inspired by Jan Allison's Poem 'The Real Gods of Wind'...

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The kitchen's disinfected, the worktops squeaky clean,
The laundry's in the wardrobe and nothing's left in the machine.
The crockery is washed and dry, it's stacked in cupboards, looking neat.
There's just one nagging problem, I've got nothing left to eat!...

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I was a joke in their slam books
Until a new wardrobe changed my looks
The cool kids called me “pretty ugly”
Now I’m Homecoming royalty 

I was a nerd in the eighth grade
Now I’m the it girl in a parade 
Waving to the whole neighborhood
Triumph boiling in my blood...

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Transform your smile
Luscious lips
Youthful looking skin instantly
How to get your man to want you again
Ten steps to a better sex life
What your man thinks of your wardrobe
Great abs in just 10 minutes a day
How to lose 20 pounds in a month
Vanity…fair!
Or
Not....

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Is that my brains
Splattered on your shirt?
Tell me, if you will...
Did that hurt?

See, I never had much use
for them anyway,
All they did...
Was get in the way...

Nice color at that....
Kind'a maybe a new style....
Brain covered wardrobe
With shorts of bile!...

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