Short Santa Claus Poems

Mom and dad,
never lie,
Santa Claus...

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her christmas cluster
santa claus menagerie 
jolliest decor...

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ate my apple sauce 
had received from Santa Claus
around put my paws...

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it's a christmas rule
calories don't count eat up
santa claus says so...

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Here comes Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny’s with him
Great! Tooth Fairy too!...

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Oh my what can it be
landing on top of my roof well
it's just Old Santa Claus....

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Is that Santa Claus?
I think that guy is phony!
Get me the real one!
...

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leaving santa
milk his favorite cookies
and a thank you note



posted on September 14, 2018...

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Santa Claus manages 
though sledge difficult to pull ---
horses don't waver


22 November 2022...

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“wardrobe malfunction”


i dressed as santa claus for halloween
now what do i do in the in between...

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White and red attire
Gifts bag on the back to serve
Comes thru foggy frost

-03.12.2020 Chattogram...

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Santa Claus
Gives us pause
  But just as midnight chimes
  This jolly Saint comes 
    in the 'Nick' of time...

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You Should See the Paws Christmas Haiku

You should see the paws
Which were worn by Santa Claus
Fulfilled our each cause.

Jim Horn...

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Santa Claus was in a tissy,
At this time of year, he's always busy.
Frantically polishing his big sleigh,
He forgot it was Christmas Day....

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Santa Claus for Christmas this year
A generous portion of hope; cheer
Sprinkle magical sparkle agape love
Being the portion from heaven above...

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Ho, ho, ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!!
And you barged into my house because?
Well duh, I’m here for your presents
Well, I’m calling 911 you peasant!!...

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Santa Claus, should he really exist
Would have every Soupers name on his list
He'd make sure none of us were miffed
And provide for each a special gift...

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O Santa Claus, O Santa Claus
There’s not much on that butt of yours
I saw you pee
Behind a tree
So now I’ll call you Scanty Drawers...

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O Santa Claus, applause, applause 
This Christmas Day I’ll stay indoors
For once I’m fed
I’m off to bed
My husband loves my scanty drawers...

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I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny 
How I always get hit on my fanny. 
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus - 
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny....

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Odds are Kris Kringle won't Show today
Because Father Christmas leads the way
So jolly Saint Nick
Will be today's Pick
If Santa Claus will lend him his sleigh...

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Happy Santa Claus
The reindeer are excited
Children are joyful
Christmas Eve is finally here!
Singing carolers
Lively church bells are ringing
Birthday for baby Jesus...

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White Hot Christmas
by Michael R. Burch

I’m back from my jog;
it felt like summer
on Christmas Eve.
What a bummer!
Forget the sleigh, Santa,
hire a Hummer....

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Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”

...

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Christmas carols be sung under the moon
Children dream of Santa Claus
Oh a magical time





11.12.2015 - A-L Andresen :)
Kimo : three lines of 10, 7, and 6 syllables...

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