Short Jock Poems

its why am in shake
foe heaven sake
to should do too
get a a book get hook
when you'll start
get out and
JOCK...

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Helga was her name
massage was her game
	she pressed too hard
	on his jock guard
he’ll ne’er walk the same...

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Thrifty Scots made a new High Street
from plastic trash folk used to eat
The USA
Won't pave that way
Trump claims that oil just can't be beat!...

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Why write meaningful poetry,
With pictures of bras below it?
Disgusting!
Next comes jock straps?
This poet just knows it.

10/19/2020
Opus # 5...

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There once was a dim witted tight end
For his rump he would make no amends
But into his jock
Well, he stuffed a sock
Why he’d do that I can’t comprehend?...

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There and Then - the jock looking hot

Years later in the Here and Now. . . Not!


For the Epigram Contest of Deborah Guenther Beachboard...

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There once was a poet called Jock,
Who liked writing in his wife’s frock.
But the dress didn’t fit,
Which annoyed him a bit,
And he suffered from writer’s block....

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I ran the 10K marathon.
At once I knew I’d chosen wrong.
My heart and lungs on fire,
I thought I might expire.
Next time I’ll safely watch from home.




9/03/2020...

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Been accused of being a bumblebones
Must explain, knocking things over I'm prone
Walk into walls
Weave down the hall
My years as an athletic jock have flown...

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There once was a college sports jock,
Whose exterior was as hard as a rock.
   But inside beat the heart
   Of a connoisseur of fine art,
Whose colors he wore like a peacock....

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To be or not to be, that's kinda silly
You are or you aren't, a jock or a filly
No mistaking this dude
Ladies I do woo
A yummy specimen of peace and tranquility...

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There once was a jock with a sock
so big you’d think he wore a glock.
When he entered the ring
girls sang my ding-a-ling
at least till his foe cleaned his clock!

*martial arts...

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There was once a Scotsman called Jock
Who was always stroking his cock
But when the clock struck ten
He then turned to his hen
The egg basket is now restocked





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05/07/2014...

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An amazing fact most people don't know
Otters sleep holding hands, hetro or homo
Bull poop methinks
Though some do wear pink
Most Otters go drinking with their jock amigos...

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An amazing fact most people don't know
Otters sleep holding hands, hetro or homo
Bull poop methinks
Though some do wear pink
Most Otters go drinking with their jock amigos...

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Zip Zap Zoop Zup
  You can dine; I will sup

Hip Hap Hoop Hop
  You like jazz; I'll take be-bop

Rik Rak Ruk Rok
  You're a poet; I'm a jock

Git Gat Gut Got
  Eat Poetry Soup, a real bon mot!...

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a great ball has been organized

to honor the new king they say

where all souls have been invited

to dance, to laugh, to jock and play!








© Demetrios Trifiatis
      21 March 2020...

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Sue’s blind date’s a well endowed chap
She grinned when she perched on his lap
But he has a rude name
And it brings him such shame
Cruel parents had named him Jock Strap!

11/03/21...

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Winter has arrived with a freaking cold blast
Could have been warned it's sure a jolt to our ass
Wearing shorts and a tank top
Woolies and tuques we now swap 
The top models for style and eloquence I surpass...

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Running, now. 
Faster than 
Before. 

Cigarette
in hand I 
enter the 
Stage.

The priest, 
The jock, 
The marionette
All welcome me
And my sex. 

And as I bow
I did not 
Realize their 
intentions. 

Or that they are my 
Inventions....

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Ah, yes! A jock can dream!
As depicted in Apple’s, latest,
Pregnant, male, emoji.

I imagine an overweight male,
In a slinky nightgown, hairy legs.
Puffing circles,from his very favorite stogie!


4/22/2022


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Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus
(No injury was obvious)
But Jock bruised his willy
And now he feels silly
With todger strapped up in a truss 

Thanks to my friend who set me a challenge to get Jock Strap in a poem

07/13/21...

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His stories were dubious:
brought up by wolves,
rode upon on the back of Great White
across the Atlantic.
Base-jumped off Mount Rainier
wearing only a jock-strap
in winter.
His pals would smile knowingly,
accepted his every wild exaggeration,
for after all
he was a poet....

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Margretta was a self-centered old witch
Who overnight wanted to become rich
She flew in broom throughout the night
Collecting all money at sight
Next day she couldn't walk , she had jock itch

Syllabus count 8 and 10 checked at poetry soup syllabus counter

Winner 1st position...

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Jock:  "Woman I have fought battles for your loving, don't deny me now. Go easy on an old 
man!"

Fluff:  "I am not easy!!"

Jock:  "Aw pretty Kitty, you know I didn't mean you are easy...Why I've got the battle scars 
to prove it."

Fluff:  "I've got a headache! Don't touch me!!"...

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