Scrooge Poems - Poems about Scrooge

Two days before Christmas Finally, it is near I’m so sick of the chatter and all the cheer Smiling faces, warm hearts, and hugs I can only think of one thing, Bah Humbug Everyone joyous and being extra kind One would think they have lost their mind Red and green decorations everywhere Gold or silver tinsel, I don’t care Houses all covered in lights Attacked...

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He scoffs at our joyful noise The good spirits we invoke, As he passes by with grim poise Thinking this holiday is a joke Still, we make the time brighter We go about in a cheery stance, Making lives a little lighter While the years give us a chance We sing a carol of Christmas With wassail in our mug, For you cannot stop us You...

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Note: I am not sure if titles of this form can be something other than the first line of the poem, but my actual title would be "Christmas Figures" if that is able to be done. Scrooge sour, solitary scowling, scrimping, withholding miser, coins, celebrator, cookies laughing, welcoming, giving jovial, plump Santa Aug 13, 2022 for Caren Krutsinger's Dazzling Dizzy Diamante Poetry Contest...

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‘Three ghosts Mr Scrooge? I find that so hard to believe, That they might simply visit, to give you a reprieve!’ ‘And the ghost of Jacob Marley, who’s been dead these past seven years Transformed into a door knob, merely to add to your fears!’ ‘I don’t expect you, good sir, to understand or comprehend, Other than there is no...

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is only said twice in the whole book Why does Mr Sneeze have no arms? A quarter of all your bones are in the foot how many body parts only have 3 letters what harm in being a legend a rainbow that happens at night is called a moon bow Sumo wrestlers make babies cry for good luck Did you know you...

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Why do you do it? Scrooge asks Santa. What? Santa asks. All that ho ho ho, Christmas cheer, Scrooge says. Bah humbug I say. Santa ponders how to reply, knowing he will not convert Scrooge, but wanting him to understand. Why don’t you do a ride along? He invites Scrooge. Pull an all-nighter? Jump down chimneys? You are kidding, right? You might enjoy it, Santa says. Scrooge...

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childrens movies are made about neighbors who do not 'meat' seasonal cultural norms by being an obedient spending worm christ'smass devotees are taught to judge label and isolate the... 'scrooge'!!!!! stan sand...

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on Valentine's Day the price of 'true love' rises - buy plastic roses! Sponsor Tania Kitchin Valentine Senryu Contest 2/3/19...

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We bought her a car. Thanks. We paid for her gas for a year. All right. We paid for her car insurance. Okay. We said we were not decorating for Christmas. She called us mean. She called us a pair of Scrooges. She posted a photo of us on her social media page With our faces crossed with X’s. She called my husband...

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Ghost of Christmas past is back The ghost of Christmas past dropped in You see. he was completely out of wine He had two stops to make by three so, he borrowed some of mine He asked me how i was getting on since, he came around that night with Jacob and the other two and took me on that flight i told him...

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Scrooge Named Ebenezer Is highly allergic while a wheezer, Whose middle name is Ebenezer; Such a scrooge; Will wear rouge; Trump thinks he is a people pleaser. Jim Horn About faith, what I have found, Is knowing when Jesus is around; Wine in taking; Bread baking; One day I will be heaven bound. Jim Horn We had been travelling across a plain; While we were moving along on...

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Season's grumpy greetings Santa's humbug helpers Sleigh bell's clanging clappers Snowman's creepy carrot Shifty carol crooners Seldom enjoy eggnog Sullen new year nonsense Entry for the "Merry Christmas and happy new year pleiades" contest Written 4th January 2017 - after the Christmas season...

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THE PERSPECTIVE OF ALABASTER SCROOGE In modern English people time, when the world was full of eminent joy, there lived a man of prestige who was totally the opposite of anyone who strives to form the perfect environment that established his person in which he was the brother of Ebeneezer. Alabaster was his first name. For sure,...

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Old Jack hated Halloween night. The constant ringing of his doorbell he didn't like. So he turned off his household lights. His wife said, "Why did you go and do that, Jack?" he replied "They won't see the house, and I'll get some rest!" Little did Jack know that the Trick or Treaters were determined. They found...

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When I was in pigtails, years younger than him, my big brother’s bedroom was filled to the brim New comic books, from the small corner store would light up his eyes, from the ceiling to floor Every nickel or dime, that he earned doing chores would be spent for the latest. A hundred or more My brother, the neat freak,...

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