Saddle Sore Poems - Poems about Saddle Sore

...The happily ever after... He searched the kingdom for a fortnight 'til all saddle sore and weary, With his eyes bloodshot and bleary, The prince arrived at the last door. He found two sisters, ......Read the rest...

...While riding my bike down a lane I felt an incredible pain I was astraddle Without my saddle That's something I won't do again!......Read the rest...

...I won't be the first cowboy to chase a mare without reigns, across wide and wild oat fields, summer heat, and pouring rains, and no one will be the last, for Love's pursuit never ends. No sad......Read the rest...

...i took her riding this time my venue, not hers she loves horses, i am no equestrian i am beyond saddle sore now trail rides where every bird is identified a short illumination of the species mi......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...God blast this prairie dust. Screw the regulations. Another forty miles on beans and hay And I ain’t seen no injuns. Raw edged and saddle sore From tracking that heathen, Lo. Still trusting Cus......Read the rest...

...Long in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine... his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021 No particular rhyme nor reason garden variety indentured flunky (me) revisits his ......Read the rest...

...The Cowboy bloke of yesteryear Would work in mud and dust He would tackle any hardship As long as it was just Out on the range from dawn to dusk Rarely saddle sore His butt was tough as leath......Read the rest...

...Blat , Blat Sporadic gunfire firing back Our way of life is under attack And what I mean by that Is protect the Oil Refineries Protect Democracy freedom of speech Protect the Banks & Institu......Read the rest...

...When all the wranglin' chores was done and the sun settled in the west, The cowboys was lollin' about the campfire savorin' much needed rest. From early dawn they'd branded dogies and herded cantan......Read the rest...

...so much precious existence found me rooted with mouth ajar as sigh asper the dentin-cementum so mud dear reader (with dem perfect enameled pearly whites), aye har bar envy for those with a ......Read the rest...

...A nubile young vicar named Jude Was seen swimming, totally nude The bishop said WOW Just look at you now Your assets - they need to be viewed! Fiction write! 07-05-17 ......Read the rest...

...Hank had cowboyed and rodeoed fer nigh on forty years, Ridin' in sleet, rain and snow a-herdin' cantankerous steers. His hide was tough as leather and his legs was slightly bowed, But brandin' dog......Read the rest...

...The Call of the Highlands Oh I'd love a day out in the heather, With a ghillie a gun and a stick, I'd stalk 'cross the moors, crawl about on all fours All the way from Fort William to Wick. ......Read the rest...

...My tale about the barnacle I bared upon my bum has now passed into legend and folk law The battle I thought was over and now long done Just when I thought I could sit down and relax and lick my woun......Read the rest...